Trump/Elon allegedly about to send federal workers another trap email

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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1893386883444437415

What I think about this guy would absolutely get me modded. They are attempting to "govern" through terror and chaos. We all had a sense those suspicious ass "confirm receipt" emails would lead to something like this.
I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black.
What if youre on PTO and dont answer the email
Buffalo Bills
theAteam posted...
What if youre on PTO
lol
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Dear employee,

Failure to respond to the email will be taken a resignation.

Please confirm you received this email by submitting your letter of resignation.

All other responses to this email will be taken intent to resign.
Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?"
Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb)
theAteam posted...
What if youre on PTO and dont answer the email
Trump don't like losers that takes PTO *shruggs*
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"I'll tell you right after you go fuck yourself - Look forward to hearing from you!"
That's... Not how resignations work...

They should send that email straight to the spam folder. Fuck Elon.
legendary_zell posted...
They are attempting to "govern" through terror and chaos.

Kinda close to this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fe4f9ace.jpg
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran
Without looking into it any further I can already see the talking points: "All of these fake email addresses didn't respond because the supposed people behind them are 150 years old and dead and you have been paying them with your taxpayer money and they have been using it to fund trans orchestras."
Nothing can happen 'till you swing the bat .
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Melchar posted...
trans orchestras.
But we only fund the Siberian one, and I thought we were all cool with sending all the federal money to Russia
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Effective tomorrow via executive order it will be renamed the "There are only two genders: Penis and not-Penis-Siberian Orchestra"
Nothing can happen 'till you swing the bat .
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That doesn't seem legal
Pronouns: I'M/HIM
My wife got it. Her manager is out this coming week.
Who is going to read 2.3 million emails?

I could just make up five bullet points.
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Sigh. My wife just got the email.
https://bsky.app/profile/muellershewrote.bsky.social/post/3lisdfirajk2c
3 things 1. i am female 2. i havea msucle probelm its hard for me to typ well 3.*does her janpuu dance*
theAteam posted...
What if youre on PTO and dont answer the email
I was wondering this because Im literally on leave right now lol
I actually feel like this is a Constitutional crisis, 1 unelected official can fire any federal worker at the whim for no reason or regard for what the consequences would be
Even if you reply they can just say you didn't

Hope who voted for this is happy
running the country like a business and the only people the populace decided to choose to do it are the multiple-bankruptcy conman and the guy who only exists as "a businessman" because of billions of dollars of government subsidy.

so that tracks.
Why not go all in?
Voidgolem posted...
the guy who only exists as "a businessman" because of billions of dollars of government subsidy.
Hey now, that's incomplete, inaccurate, and hurtful.

He's also only a businessman because Daddy's Money gave him unlimited spins at the wheel.

Like the rich kid playing carnival games. Poor kid tries once, loses, no prize. Rich kid drops $250 of Daddy's Money, wins once, and runs around with their $0.75 stuffed animal bragging about the benefits of hard work and persistence.
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lmao at all the replies defending it.

the government isn't supposed to be boiled down to productive metrics because a lot of what the government does is slow or not-profitable because it wouldn't happen otherwise.

Kinda like middle managers in the corporate world, they may personally do 'nothing productive' but a good manager will be able to make things happen even if they themselves aren't "doing much"
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
I just got it too lmao. Here it is:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3f4ea7a7.jpg

heres my bullet points:
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
  • I was on leave
I commend USDA for having a clear email retention policy!
I think this is an overstep, only people with the worst brainworms and X reply guys would defend this. Everyone else sees this as insane, abusive and inefficient coke influenced behavior. There's going to a coordinated response to this, people will just be pissed off. The Fork in the Road email at least had some ostensible advantage to people who wanted to get out of dodge. This is just a pure insult and it's going to galvanize us.
I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black.
I have Kendrick levels of hate for these two.
Taxes, death, and trouble.
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legendary_zell posted...
I think this is an overstep, only people with the worst brainworms and X reply guys would defend this. Everyone else sees this as insane, abusive and inefficient coke influenced behavior. There's going to a coordinated response to this, people will just be pissed off. The Fork in the Road email at least had some ostensible advantage to people who wanted to get out of dodge. This is just a pure insult and it's going to galvanize us.

non-feds mostly will not care
WingsOfGood posted...
non-feds mostly will not care

I'm talking about Feds.
I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black.
legendary_zell posted...
I'm talking about Feds.

for feds I would wonder why they aren't already upset and up in arms?
tankboy posted...
I commend USDA for having a clear email retention policy!
I havent deleted an email in over three years so thats probably grounds for termination at this point.

WingsOfGood posted...
for feds I would wonder why they aren't already upset and up in arms?
Because most of my coworkers are fucking idiots that wouldnt know who to vote for if they didnt have (R) next to their name.
We are, a lot of us are just in fear or hoping that we can get through this by putting our heads down and doing our work. That's kind of the fundamental orientation of a lot of feds and our work rules and restrictions encourage that. But when you're talking about mass firings, shuttering whole agencies, selling our offices out from under us after forcing us to return to them, and just personal insults like this email, eventually the safety is revealed to be a mirage and the anger takes over. We're rapidly rapidly approaching that point, all it'll take is an incident or two to set things off and this might be one of those incidents.

I gotta be righteous, I gotta be me, I gotta be conscious, I gotta be free, I gotta be able, I gotta attack, I gotta be stable, I gotta be black.
Cacciato posted...
Because most of my coworkers are f***ing idiots that wouldnt know who to vote for if they didnt have (R) next to their name.

Think they will learn better now?
WingsOfGood posted...
Think they will learn better now?
lol
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WingsOfGood posted...
Think they will learn better now?
No.

I could show and explain the new tax plan from the GOP and how everyone in our tax bracket is about to pay $100+ a month extra in taxes and they'd not understand that the Rs are fucking their wives in front of them.
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
wackyteen posted...
No.

I could show and explain the new tax plan from the GOP and how everyone in our tax bracket is about to pay $100+ a month extra in taxes and they'd not understand that the Rs are fucking their wives in front of them.

My favorite is when they deflect with the "it is the same thing the Democrats would have done anyway" apropos of nothing.
Nothing can happen 'till you swing the bat .
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WingsOfGood posted...
Think they will learn better now?
Not at their age. Its funny that wackyteen mentions taxes because one of them was bitching about filing the other and was blaming Biden for doubling the standard deduction for some reason. One of my other coworkers surprisingly corrected her.
Cacciato posted...
Not at their age. Its funny that wackyteen mentions taxes because one of them was bitching about filing the other and was blaming Biden for doubling the standard deduction for some reason. One of my other coworkers surprisingly corrected her.

update us, will they blame Biden for this e-mail?
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Cacciato posted...
Not at their age. Its funny that wackyteen mentions taxes because one of them was bitching about filing the other and was blaming Biden for doubling the standard deduction for some reason. One of my other coworkers surprisingly corrected her.

A lot of people are programmed to think anything to do with taxes is bad. Literally to think "my money is being taken from me!"

I might be mildly wrong that they wouldn't understand, though they'll probably only understand if it passes and they see a $50+ decrease from their normal paychecks. Some may never notice (I probably wouldn't) but for some that'll make a difference
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
wackyteen posted...
A lot of people are programmed to think anything to do with taxes is bad. Literally to think "my money is being taken from me!"
Like their intellectual equals (actual infants), MAGAts lack object permanence.

They can't actually understand that the money is still around and is actively helping them, because they can't physically see it therefore it does not exist.
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but like if you a fed, your salary comes from taxes
wackyteen posted...
A lot of people are programmed to think anything to do with taxes is bad. Literally to think "my money is being taken from me!"

I might be mildly wrong that they wouldn't understand, though they'll probably only understand if it passes and they see a $50+ decrease from their normal paychecks. Some may never notice (I probably wouldn't) but for some that'll make a difference
For sure. I have an accounting degree, so I had a little bit of insight into the tax process even though its completely unrelated to my job now, but I had to explain to another coworker how tax brackets worked and that no, you dont pay income taxes on your savings account
I would've been straight for a low blow in the response.

*I'm not a ketamine addict, so my mind is clear.

*Looking for my response yet ignoring your baby mama's plea to help your human shield.

*Got my response, just like the stunted nerds you extort, I mean hired.

*Almost click on X since your email is coming from a ransom site.

*Received since a bad built, whale walrus wants to know everything.
WingsOfGood posted...
but like if you a fed, your salary comes from taxes
The sheer stupidity cannot be overstated.
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The email mentions nothing about not responding being taken as a resignation.

So I just wouldn't reply lol
Ar0ge posted...
The email mentions nothing about not responding being taken as a resignation.

So I just wouldn't reply lol

I doubt it would stop him from firing them anyways...Even though he doesn't have the legal power to do so. He probably thinks everyone reads what he posts on twitter.
Ar0ge posted...
The email mentions nothing about not responding being taken as a resignation.

So I just wouldn't reply lol

worth your wife's job to take this risk?
This is the definition of spearphishing.

Do not reply to that shit.
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