Let's make some soup!
watA CEman once heard their dad say that through a wall. He was in a bedroom and a bathroom was on the other side of the wall and he heard his dad go inside and say "lets make soup" or "time to make soup"
It's wild to be how many people I hear doing that. I don't use public stalls much, and I don't often have someone next to me, but it feels like a high percentage of the ones I do that are gruntin' and groanin' over there.or just get some fibre in the diet. and drink lots of water , I drink about 10 bottles of water a day or 5 litres
Eat a fucking salad once in a while, people, damn.
I still cant get over people doing a number two in public restrooms at all.Yup, I will try to never do that in a public restroom, only if its a single room with a door lock like those all gender restrooms.
This is why I am grateful to be on a schedule.
Its to make you leave quickerWhat happens if someones down for a game of battle shits?
Worse than when someone comes in and smells up the entire bathroom. I don't want that and I REALLY don't want to hear EVERY TIME YOU EFFORTFULLY SQUEEZE YOUR PELVIC FLOOR.Lol what? Wtf else do you expect it to smell like?
Just poop in silence like a normal person I don't need the play by play sound effects man stop the 'hurk!.... ahhhg. hurk!.... aahhg.'
What happens if someones down for a game of battle shits?Then its on
Let's make some soup!
I can't go unless I'm at home. Or where I'm really comfortable. I stopped going to the coffee shop I frequented because one day I went to sit down and I suddenly had to go poop and I walked home but I had to like shuffle my way home because it felt like it was coming out.If ya gotta go, go. Don't hold it in for any longer than you need to really. I don't understand why some people are so averse to using a public bathroom
Then I got to my apartment and had to hop up the steps with each hop being the last possible hop. I was fighting for my life up those steps. Thankfully I made it but I had to go through a whole prison lockdown thing where I'm fighting to take my belt off and trying not to shit on my way to the toilet.
Right up there with people who can't put down their phones for the 10 seconds necessary to take a piss.
If ya gotta go, go. Don't hold it in for any longer than you need to really. I don't understand why some people are so averse to using a public bathroom
Right up there with people who can't put down their phones for the 10 seconds necessary to take a piss.I used to have a manager who did that. He'd walk right up to the urinal next to me, phone in one hand, junk in the other, and if it was texting he'd make a few light comments to me about stuff. Real "multi-tasker", that one...
Why does this have the politics flair lmao
Sometimes taking a big dump just feels good
Yeah but moan at home not in public
Sometimes you just can't control it.
I still cant get over people doing a number two in public restrooms at all.How do you schedule when you have to take a shit?
This is why I am grateful to be on a schedule.
Other people's bathroom habits weird me out in general. I work with this one guy that gets almost completely nude to take a dump.
if you can't control your bowels at least control your vocal chordsIsnt there some nerves in your butt, so when you poop it sends signals to your brain (from the very bottom of your spine to your brain) that it may lead you to cry out a sound in response to said pooping???
Edge pooping
Isnt there some nerves in your butt, so when you poop it sends signals to your brain that it may lead you to cry out a sound in response to said pooping???
maybe some people dont drink enough water and their stool comes out like a solid piece of mass poking at the various parts of their bum
Thats just my guess, I wont judge someone based off something they wouldnt be able to control
Vagus nerve stimulation (runs from the brainstem to the colon)
Freud would say that they have an "anal fixation" and that pooping is sexually pleasurable to them while it's not for others. Freud was also a fraud who thinks everybody wants to fuck their mom or dad as his ultimate conclusion for most things, so what does he know, though?
Lol what? Wtf else do you expect it to smell like?