The perfect girl but she has an enormous arsenal of firearms.

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UnfairRepresent
04/14/2024
05:43 PM
#1
She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career. Until she shows you the armory locked via passcode behind a reinforced door in her home.

It's full of Rifles, Shotguns, Uzi 9mms, 40-watt Phased Plasma Rifles, AR-15s, AK-47s and so much more. Guns salvaged from WW2, guns from the US Civil War as well as guns made just last year. Enough weaponry and ammo to deck out a milita.

https://i.imgur.com/EYbCnMk.jpeg

There's even a Glock in there.

Most were handed down to her by her mother who had them handed down by her mother before her.

Inverse to perfect man if that way inclined.
Could you date her?
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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MacadamianNut3
04/14/2024
05:44 PM
#2
UnfairRepresent posted...
Guns salvaged from WW2
which side

UnfairRepresent posted...
guns from the US Civil War
which side
Roll Tide & Go Irish
Dakimakura
04/14/2024
05:45 PM
#3
protect me mommy
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BiggCoolDaddy
04/14/2024
05:48 PM
#4
So the perfect girl, period. Got it
Vicious_Dios
04/14/2024
05:50 PM
#5
You're supposed to throw in some downsides in these topics.
S / K / Y / N / E
UnfairRepresent
04/14/2024
06:13 PM
#6
Vicious_Dios posted...
You're supposed to throw in some downsides in these topics.
For some people this would be considered a downside
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LeoRavus
04/14/2024
06:16 PM
#7
If nothing else she'd be good to have as an ally if any shit goes down.
This is where cool people write stuff.
Mechu
04/14/2024
06:17 PM
#8
Seems like a disaster waiting to happen tbh.
Constant isolation and distress.
_Valigarmanda_
04/14/2024
06:20 PM
#9
If even her personality is perfect, it stands to reason that she's just a gun enthusiast with a ton of money rather than being a doomsday prepper nut or etc
aka TritochZERO
ROBANN_88
04/14/2024
06:22 PM
#10
UnfairRepresent posted...
40-watt Phased Plasma Rifles,

How much firepower do you expect to get from the equivalent of a lightbulb?
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Waxitron_Gazer
04/14/2024
06:23 PM
#11
What's the word for better than perfect?
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UnfairRepresent
04/14/2024
06:47 PM
#12
MacadamianNut3 posted...
which side

which side
Does it matter at this point?
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Choco
04/14/2024
06:51 PM
#13
that sounds illegal
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Ratchetrockon
04/14/2024
06:51 PM
#14
Is there any gauss rifles

I've always wanted to see a real life
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The_Popo
04/14/2024
06:53 PM
#15
I stopped reading at this point:

The perfect girl but she has an enormous arse

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Choco
04/14/2024
06:57 PM
#16
The_Popo posted...
I stopped reading at this point:

The perfect girl but she has an enormous arse
nice
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FortuneCookie
04/14/2024
07:00 PM
#18
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uwnim
04/14/2024
07:02 PM
#19
UnfairRepresent posted...
Until she shows you the armory locked via passcode behind a reinforced door in her home.
She is a responsible gun owner. I am okay with this.
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Mad-Dogg
04/14/2024
07:25 PM
#20
What about if the girl is the firearms and any other weapon herself?
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UnfairRepresent
04/15/2024
08:40 AM
#21
Who let the weebaboos in

I'm now expecting to have some "Actually she's 800 years old" posts before the end of the topic
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BuzzKilljoy
04/15/2024
08:43 AM
#22
I have a lot of firearms too but this seems like poor money management, which is an imperfection.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Karovorak
04/15/2024
08:43 AM
#23
The perfect girl knows about gun safety.

armory locked via passcode behind a reinforced door

This one seems to know it too.

Planning is the process of replacing chance with error.
nekrodev
04/15/2024
08:43 AM
#24
yeah, i'm really failing to see the downside here. like, i'd at least pause for a second if you said she was a right-winger or something.
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Resident_Hill
04/15/2024
08:58 AM
#25
No downside detected.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Mistere_Man
04/15/2024
09:00 AM
#26
She has a mini gun! SHE HAS A MINI GUN!!!

Perfect woman indeed!

Water+Fall=Radiation.
Rosstin316
04/15/2024
09:02 AM
#27
If shes perfect it means shed have them for noble reasons and not because shes a batshit Trumper so yes, deal.
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Sufferedphoenix
04/15/2024
09:09 AM
#28
BuzzKilljoy posted...
I have a lot of firearms too but this seems like poor money management, which is an imperfection.

Op says the gun ls where handed down to her by her mom. I'd she bought all that you could assume she makes very good money. Permits for some guns cost like 10 grand I believe.

Anyways yes I'd be down for it. Toss my guns in there too. Which where all handed down to me technically by my mom. They where my grandad but when he died she got everything but let me pick out several guns
I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process
KajeI
04/15/2024
09:17 AM
#29
UnfairRepresent posted...
Until she shows you the armory locked via passcode behind a reinforced door in her home.
I see no problem then.
Look, I can name a few instances in MY life where I tried to reach mutual understanding
and i can TELL you, always faster and easier to just kill em. Just is!
Mistere_Man
04/15/2024
09:51 AM
#30
Me - (Hugs her and whispers) You dont know how long I been waiting for you to enter my life! At this moment I am filled with so much joy I just (squeals like a happy school girl). Oh god I love you much!!!

Her- Uh Mistere, why are you hugging that mini gun like that?

Me - Ignore her my love, she just doesnt understand. Oh god I want you to purr for me!

Her- Uuuhhhh . . . ok . . . I am going to close the door now, you will be locked in here. Probably forever. . .

Me - Then like Quasimodo I die happily next to one I love!

Her - Geez you arent going to be naked when I come back are you?!

Me - Maybe. You are welcome to join us.

Her - Oh lord. . . .

Water+Fall=Radiation.
gatorsPENSbucs
04/15/2024
09:53 AM
#31
Hit and quit. Not a fan of guns and just wouldnt want all that around.
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Karovorak
04/15/2024
09:54 AM
#32
Mistere_Man posted...
Me - (Hugs her and whispers) You dont know how long I been waiting for you to enter my life! At this moment I am filled with so much joy I just (squeals like a happy school girl). Oh god I love you much!!!

Her- Uh Mistere, why are you hugging that mini gun like that?

Me - Ignore her my love, she just doesnt understand. Oh god I want you to purr for me!

Her- Uuuhhhh . . . ok . . . I am going to close the door now, you will be locked in here. Probably forever. . .

Me - Then like Quasimodo I die happily next to one I love!

Her - Geez you arent going to be naked when I come back are you?!

Me - Maybe. You are welcome to join us.

Her - Oh lord. . . .

"The perfect minigun, but she is owned by your girlfriend, and can only be used by her"
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Mistere_Man
04/15/2024
09:57 AM
#33
Karovorak posted...
"The perfect minigun, but she is owned by your girlfriend, and can only be used by her"

As long as I get to watch!

Joking aside I have always wanted to see one in real life and watch the spinning action, even without bullets. I just love the mechanics of them it is a thing of beauty to me for some reason.
Water+Fall=Radiation.
Karovorak
04/15/2024
10:05 AM
#34
Mistere_Man posted...
As long as I get to watch!

Joking aside I have always wanted to see one in real life and watch the spinning action, even without bullets. I just love the mechanics of them it is a thing of beauty to me for some reason.

No offense, but for some reason the thought of someone making out with a minigun amuses me much more than it should.

I don't think I giggled so much in a month, and I still can't stop thinking about it.
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Dark_Spiret
04/15/2024
10:05 AM
#35
but

but what? if she wasnt perfect before, shes definitely perfect now.
Mistere_Man
04/15/2024
10:09 AM
#36
Karovorak posted...
No offense, but for some reason the thought of someone making out with a minigun amuses me much more than it should.

I don't think I giggled so much in a month, and I still can't stop thinking about it.

None taken, my post was meant to get a laugh so I am glad it worked.
Water+Fall=Radiation.
Mad-Dogg
04/15/2024
05:51 PM
#37
UnfairRepresent posted...
Who let the weebaboos in

I'm now expecting to have some "Actually she's 800 years old" posts before the end of the topic
Whatever. I do what I want.
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joaquintall
04/15/2024
06:24 PM
#38
I might go for it, and I hate guns. The perfect woman wouldn't have any need to use those on me, let alone another living person.

At the same time, ain't NOBODY going to mess with my teenage daughter!
garan
04/15/2024
06:25 PM
#39
I'm going to inherit a couple of guns from my own mother someday, funnily enough. And one of them comes from WW2-- my grandfather's M1911.

So, in other words, this girl is just extra perfect. I assume she also has plenty of ammo for whenever civilization starts to collapse?
DDP886
04/15/2024
06:26 PM
#40
Hit/Quit
I hate guns
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Samurai_Man
04/15/2024
06:33 PM
#41
I don't see the problem here?
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TheFalseDeity
04/15/2024
06:49 PM
#42
If she has a perfect personality that negates any possible negatives from a gun collection. Or really any collection of anything that doesnt offend the senses.

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ShadowMan033
04/15/2024
06:50 PM
#43
Yes she could combine it with my enormous collection of firearms
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NoxObscuras
04/15/2024
06:55 PM
#44
Nope, nope, nope. I'm running for the hills once she reveals a whole ass armory. I'm heavily in the anti-gun camp
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deoxxys
04/15/2024
07:03 PM
#45
Sounds a little too obsessed like she's trying to plan something nefarious
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Kradek
04/15/2024
07:11 PM
#46
A collector's interest would be fine, that arsenal is literally "I may need to overthrow the government one day and I'll need these", or as they put it, "protect myself from a tyrannical government" so that would be super unsettling.

Seems like a 0% chance she would be mentally stable and not one day shoot me during an argument.

My only hope to get away would be the time she'd take going through her options as they are many.
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joaquintall
04/15/2024
11:21 PM
#47
Kradek posted...

Seems like a 0% chance she would be mentally stable and not one day shoot me during an argument.

This is not a plausible situation if she were indeed perfect.

Me: the sky is pink
Perfect woman: you're right as always, I owe you another lap dance
GGuirao13
04/16/2024
02:46 AM
#48
Yes. I have nothing against guns, as long as she's responsible about them.
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Crazyman93
04/16/2024
02:53 AM
#49
UnfairRepresent posted...
For some people this would be considered a downside
Cool, more chance for me then.
let's lubricate friction material!
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UnfairRepresent
04/16/2024
04:13 AM
#50
joaquintall posted...
This is not a plausible situation if she were indeed perfect.

Me: the sky is pink
Perfect woman: you're right as always, I owe you another lap dance
Sounds like you want a submissive slave
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