Me - (Hugs her and whispers) You dont know how long I been waiting for you to enter my life! At this moment I am filled with so much joy I just (squeals like a happy school girl). Oh god I love you much!!!
Her- Uh Mistere, why are you hugging that mini gun like that?
Me - Ignore her my love, she just doesnt understand. Oh god I want you to purr for me!
Her- Uuuhhhh . . . ok . . . I am going to close the door now, you will be locked in here. Probably forever. . .
Me - Then like Quasimodo I die happily next to one I love!
Her - Geez you arent going to be naked when I come back are you?!
Me - Maybe. You are welcome to join us.
Her - Oh lord. . . .