Whatever happened to SMAL?

Current Events

Page of 2
Current Events » Whatever happened to SMAL?
He Mixed a little too close to the Sun.

Knowing him mostly from the Politics board, we referred to him as SHAL, or Sir Hates-A-Lot, because he was so hateful, racist, and otherwise bigoted.
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
Did SMAL ever have a real job?
Ask me about my community board
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1072-the-underground-garden
Kradek posted...
He Mixed a little too close to the Sun.

Knowing him mostly from the Politics board, we referred to him as SHAL, or Sir Hates-A-Lot, because he was so hateful, racist, and otherwise bigoted.
He latched on to every culture war nonsense topic he could on the various entertainment boards. Sometimes he would go through 4 or 5 accounts on one topic (also, he made these topics himself).
"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson
Who?
How quaint.
C_Pain posted...
Who?


There are quite a few explanations itt
Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
He latched on to every culture war nonsense topic he could on the various entertainment boards. Sometimes he would go through 4 or 5 accounts on one topic (also, he made these topics himself).

That's a lot of dedication for something so superfluous. Imagine focusing that energy towards something useful lol.
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
Any day now his licensed NFTs will be worth 1000s of crystals or whatever the proprietary currency is for that app he uses.
See you next Wednesday.
Kradek posted...
That's a lot of dedication for something so superfluous. Imagine focusing that energy towards something useful lol.
I mean, he was a hateful little guy, that's all. He wasn't going to do anything with his time besides spreading his venom. Probably the closet thing to fulfillment he can get unless he finds help.
"Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat <poop>! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" - Babs Johnson
ForsakenHermit posted...
He was a Korean American who hated Latino immigrants that didn't come here by the book with a fanatical passion.

Pretty sure at other times he claimed to be Iranian and to live in LA.
"Tether even a roasted chicken."
- Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Post #60 was unavailable or deleted.
It's one of those "see a person become insane in real time" things. He was a terrible poster on 261 but would have something resembling back & forths and would argue about stuff and not exclusively attempt to be an unrelenting pest. At some point the mid-10s he slipped and after his first main was banned he spent years on end spamming the board with instabanned accounts. Probably had over 1000.

Between that decline and the NFT stuff I think he's just mentally unwell

Enjoy movies and television? Check out my blog! I do reviews and analyses.
http://fictionrantreview.wordpress.com/ (The Force Awakens spoiler review up!)
I remember the guy used to post a lot about korean cinema and how hollywood was reverse racist for not promoting more korean films, but when daddy Trump said Parasite winning best picture was unamerican, he stopped posting about korean movies entirely. Guy is a sad hollow shell who has had all his humanity drained out and replaced with hate and bile.
http://i.imgur.com/HOLHd4k.gif
http://i.imgur.com/six2WTN.gif
Tyranthraxus posted...
Basically SMAL literally has real problems and is unable to follow the rules long enough to post on CE. People like tails actually know how to behave and can follow the rules when they want to, but not SMAL.

Wait Tails came back?
Hey now.
Baron_Ox posted...
he posted on the TLoU2 board about two or three weeks ago, but was suspended not long after.

he made a topic implying that storylines with gay issues shouldn't be focused on because there's a lot going on in the world:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/202466-the-last-of-us-part-ii/80710275
Is the joke here that he talks exactly like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho?
The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes
FunWithAFryPan
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
He latched on to every culture war nonsense topic he could on the various entertainment boards. Sometimes he would go through 4 or 5 accounts on one topic (also, he made these topics himself).

Those were the best topics. Where he'd have like 5 accounts in 1 topic and they'd all get shit canned. lol
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
Baron_Ox posted...
he posted on the TLoU2 board about two or three weeks ago, but was suspended not long after.

he made a topic implying that storylines with gay issues shouldn't be focused on because there's a lot going on in the world:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/202466-the-last-of-us-part-ii/80710275
Oh that's him? I saw that account make a dumb post on the TV board. The account was suspended hours later lol
http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9
It really is baffling how he puts so much time and effort into posting on a website that clearly doesn't want him here, and he's been doing it for well over a decade, even.

But given the Tails subreddits and Discords, I guess some people just have a very unhealthy attachment to this place.
"Be good to yourself, because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you." - Dr. Harleen Quinzel
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
I mean, he was a hateful little guy, that's all. He wasn't going to do anything with his time besides spreading his venom. Probably the closet thing to fulfillment he can get unless he finds help.

It takes a lot of energy to be so hateful. I used to be similar to him in that regard as at one time I was also a hateful right-winger.

It's so much easier just not being like that, to the point it astounds me a little seeing so many people on Insta being so needlessly hateful for the dumbest shit.
My metal band, Ivory King, has 2 songs out now - allmylinks.com/ivorykingtx (all of our links there so you can choose which one you'd prefer to use)
Heineken14 posted...
Those were the best topics. Where he'd have like 5 accounts in 1 topic and they'd all get shit canned. lol
A lot of those bans were usermap axes. Had I been SBAllen I would have sent him a cease and desist a long time ago.

Assuming that's possible of course.
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
Make Arcades Great Again!
Mia like I was
my signature
ForsakenHermit posted...
A lot of those bans were usermap axes. Had I been SBAllen I would have sent him a cease and desist a long time ago.

Assuming that's possible of course.
I think there's a way to do it but it requires actual legal things going on, not SMAL being pathetic.

Like Dawkins probably could have been C&D'd if he were actually important enough to notice.
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
Post #72 was unavailable or deleted.
Didn't he also claim he gives certain minorities intentionally bad legal advice? Or was that another fake lawyer?
Black Lives Matter. ~ DYL ~ (On mobile)
When You're SMAL

The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura
Got filtered by the karma minimum, thankfully
The Legend is True!
DrizztLink posted...
I think there's a way to do it but it requires actual legal things going on, not SMAL being pathetic.

Like Dawkins probably could have been C&D'd if he were actually important enough to notice.
Dawkins was before my time on CE (The shit poster not the biologist with a messiah complex.) What was his claim to infamy?
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
Make Arcades Great Again!
ForsakenHermit posted...
What was his claim to infamy?
He was basically the more idiotic version of a sovereign citizen.
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
DrizztLink posted...
He was basically the more idiotic version of a sovereign citizen.
Did he argue that the site had no right to moderate him because he was a sovereign poster?
Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP
Make Arcades Great Again!
ForsakenHermit posted...
Did he argue that the site had no right to moderate him because he was a sovereign poster?
The site, the cops, whoever owned his home, basically anyone.

It worked about as well as headbutting a cop car.

Which he also tried.
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
DrizztLink posted...
The site, the cops, whoever owned his home, basically anyone.


he made the cops job harder, went to somebody's house and got knocked the fuck off into the ground.
currently playing: alphadia genesis 2 (ps4)
NFTs became such a joke that even he couldnt find a way to spin it so he just disappeared
DrizztLink posted...

He was basically the more idiotic version of a sovereign citizen.


He was just as weird when he was xsquader

He also called CBSi to bitch about gamefaqs lol
Getting C's and D's, saying thanks and please.
You broke the golden rule, you're staying after school.
Dude has had literally tens of thousands of accounts and frequently replies to himself. Dude needs treatment.
Baron_Ox posted...
he posted on the TLoU2 board about two or three weeks ago, but was suspended not long after.

he made a topic implying that storylines with gay issues shouldn't be focused on because there's a lot going on in the world:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/202466-the-last-of-us-part-ii/80710275

He also got mad on the Cable TV board so he made an unmarked spoiler message and tagged everyone he hates on it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/226-television-cable-and-satellite/80095832
Hello
Baron_Ox posted...
he posted on the TLoU2 board about two or three weeks ago, but was suspended not long after.

he made a topic implying that storylines with gay issues shouldn't be focused on because there's a lot going on in the world:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/202466-the-last-of-us-part-ii/80710275
That's actually an easy way to spot a SMAL alt (or SMALT). He always gives TLoU2 the lowest score he can on a new account, because he's a bigot who doesn't like minorities getting representation.
Currently playing: Fortnite STW, WoW, Punch-Out, Super Punch-Out
Convicted criminal Donald Trump: Inmate No. P01135809
mybbqrules posted...
That's actually an easy way to spot a SMAL alt (or SMALT). He always gives TLoU2 the lowest score he can on a new account, because he's a bigot who doesn't like minorities getting representation.

Ironically he was a huge Sony fanboy back in the PS3 days on NGG, with a Chris Chan-level hatred of the Xbox 360.

ImAMarvel posted...
This will always be funny to me.

I actually think he was telling the truth about that. iirc, he really is a lawyer but not nearly as successful as he pretended like he was. Probably one of the unsuccessful ones, really

I actually vaguely remember this lol

My favorite personal interaction I had with him was when we were debating something, which I can't remember what. But he implied that I was racist against Asians or something, then I pulled the reverse uno card and was like, "BITCH. I'M PART FILIPINO."

And iirc, he gave some insincere apology and then fucked off out of his own topic lol.

There was a famous topic during the 2012 Presidential election where he claimed that more Asian Americans voted for Romney than Obama. When evidence showed the reverse he fled his own topic.
Hello
__aCEr__ posted...
Any day now his licensed NFTs will be worth 1000s of crystals or whatever the proprietary currency is for that app he uses.
That's one of the funniest fucking things about him. He shows off what looks like literal pictures of a PS2 Spiderman render and thinks he's going to be rich off of them.

It's like "dude, the cryptobros saw a sucker like you coming a mile off."
Currently playing: Fortnite STW, WoW, Punch-Out, Super Punch-Out
Convicted criminal Donald Trump: Inmate No. P01135809
This is how i imagine smal
https://streamable.com/e3cyp4
Vegas Golden Knights, Denver Nuggets,
Texas Rangers, Kansas City Chiefs, Manchester City #1 Fan
DrizztLink posted...
The site, the cops, whoever owned his home, basically anyone.

It worked about as well as headbutting a cop car.

Which he also tried.

He didn't just try. He did a pretty damn good job in a sense. His skull was so dense he managed to damage the car so significantly that the door couldn't close anymore.
It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg
Tyranthraxus posted...
He didn't just try. He did a pretty damn good job in a sense. His skull was so dense he managed to damage the car so significantly that the door couldn't close anymore.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/559c6640.jpg
He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png
https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png
Umbreon posted...
He got filtered out.

You need 50 karma minimum to post here. Smal is lucky to have 10 karma before an account dies.
Yeah, this. The higher karma requirement has basically SMAL- and Tails-proofed this place.
Do, or do not. There is no Trumble.
Is Dawkins still locked up in that mental health hospital?
A worthless existence
Current Events » Whatever happened to SMAL?
Page of 2