"Can you explain this gap in your employment history"?

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MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
07:39 AM
#1
Funniest response wins nothing.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
#2
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Jagr_68
08/04/2023
07:50 AM
#3
Cuz I'm da boss.
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Jiek_Fafn
08/04/2023
07:52 AM
#4
"No"
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FlyEaglesFly24
08/04/2023
08:10 AM
#6
I could, but its G14 classified.

I mean, I could tell you, but then Id have to kill you. Neither one of us wants that.
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rexcrk
08/04/2023
08:13 AM
#7
NCloud posted...
"I abused the benefits system and/or lived with my elderly parents, feeling zero shame whatsoever, whilst making up stories about my sex life on the Internet."

Mind you, that's a huge gap to explain. Probably 20+ years!


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KookyCouture
08/04/2023
08:18 AM
#8
"I was in prison for murdering the last person that asked me that"
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Ricemills
08/04/2023
08:19 AM
#9
I signed NDA for it, sorry

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you.
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Were_Wyrm
08/04/2023
08:20 AM
#10
I believe they're calling it "the blip".
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boomgetchopped3
08/04/2023
08:21 AM
#11
I wanted to grow a long beard but I didnt want anyone to see the in between stages
Ricemills
08/04/2023
08:23 AM
#12
Yes.
I believe it's called spacing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you.
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ArchNemo
08/04/2023
08:25 AM
#13
Jiek_Fafn posted...
"No"

I always wondered what kind of response that'd get. Just a deadpan "No" while you wait for the subject to change.
Down with the Signess.
ArtiRock
08/04/2023
08:29 AM
#14
It's always a stupid question anyway. It's like when COVID happened and a ton of jobs were terminated and you had people asking that.
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VeggetaX
08/04/2023
08:29 AM
#15
I was going back to school
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
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warlock7735
08/04/2023
08:41 AM
#16
Yeah, I spent those two years fucking your wife.
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UnsteadyOwl
08/04/2023
08:43 AM
#17
I needed a job and I figured there are worse things than working at the clothing store at the mall even though hardly anyone goes there anymore.
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life."
Solid_Sonic
08/04/2023
08:45 AM
#18
Secret project. Can't discuss it with civilians.
Surely if I stick up for rich people on the Internet I'll eventually get a sweet job offer from them, right?
SpiritSephiroth
08/04/2023
08:45 AM
#19
Thanos victim
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DeathVelvien
08/04/2023
08:48 AM
#20
F2P gacha addiction
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Mearcstapa
08/04/2023
08:48 AM
#21
Why should that even matter to an employer.

It's none of their fucking business.
after years of waiting
nothing came
Takuya_Lee
08/04/2023
08:49 AM
#22
SpiritSephiroth posted...
Thanos victim

"Yeah. Been there "
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MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
08:53 AM
#23
ArtiRock posted...
It's always a stupid question anyway. It's like when COVID happened and a ton of jobs were terminated and you had people asking that.
Thank fuck I wasn't there to see that!
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
08:54 AM
#24
...THAT's MY ASS!

(No caps allowed)
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
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DnDer
08/04/2023
09:00 AM
#26
"Old Navy wouldn't hire me."
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BunkerBoy
08/04/2023
09:01 AM
#27
NCloud posted...
"I abused the benefits system and/or lived with my elderly parents, feeling zero shame whatsoever, whilst making up stories about my sex life on the Internet."

Mind you, that's a huge gap to explain. Probably 20+ years!
TC isn't Sunhawk... Is he?
ArsGoetia
08/04/2023
09:05 AM
#28
umm its like where all the boring suburban moms do all their clothes shopping. wasnt that bad a job but i only took it bc i was like 16 and trying to get with this chick that worked at the sbarros in the food court. how tf do you even pronounce sbarros? idk anyways i had to quit after they banned me from the mall for trying to skateboard down the escalator
MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
09:15 AM
#29
BunkerBoy posted...
TC isn't Sunhawk... Is he?

No.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
Panthera
08/04/2023
09:16 AM
#30
I took a few years off to test the most effective way for me to masturbate
Meow!
littlebro07
08/04/2023
09:28 AM
#31
"Won the powerball and retired early. Spent it all on hookers and cocaine, so here I am."
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ZevLoveDOOM
08/04/2023
09:31 AM
#32
"I was banging your wife."
Sephiroth_C_Ryu
08/04/2023
09:38 AM
#33
It was vaguely covered at a congress meeting the other week.

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KaZooo
08/04/2023
09:40 AM
#34
"You notice how everyone in this room is breathing? You're welcome."
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a-c-a-b
08/04/2023
09:41 AM
#35
I took some time off to find myself

or

Panthera posted...
I took a few years off to test the most effective way for me to masturbate

Save for your doomed future
pikachupwnage
08/04/2023
09:41 AM
#36
Asking that should be a felony honestly.

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WingsOfGood
08/04/2023
09:47 AM
#37
" Was riding with alien pals on a UFO with the song come sail away playing."
Aressar
08/04/2023
10:31 AM
#38
One day I was out catching butterflies, and then I saw such a pretty one that I lost all track of time.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
03:35 PM
#39
Aressar posted...
One day I was out catching butterflies, and then I saw such a pretty one that I lost all track of time.
Lies. Butterflies do not exist anymore. Neocontonids did them in.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
SwayM
08/04/2023
03:37 PM
#40
Were_Wyrm posted...
I believe they're calling it "the blip".

This is great.
Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch
gamerofNS
08/04/2023
03:38 PM
#41
No. Temporal Prime Directive.
MI4_REAL
08/04/2023
03:42 PM
#42
KaZooo posted...
"You notice how everyone in this room is breathing? You're welcome."

This one is the best I've heard so far.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
Atralis
08/04/2023
03:46 PM
#43
Rip Van Winkle
Doe
08/04/2023
03:47 PM
#44
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Vampire_Chicken
08/04/2023
03:55 PM
#45
"It's because there are some dates I've haven't accounted for."
All the good usernames were already taken.
Aressar
08/04/2023
05:26 PM
#46
I was hibernating for religious reasons.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Pikachuchupika
08/04/2023
05:30 PM
#47
I was one of the people in the blip.
DementedDurian
08/04/2023
05:31 PM
#48
"What employment history? All I did last year was save a princess, save another princess, stopped a rogue penguin, hunt aliens as a bounty hunter and repair my spaceship."
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Irony
08/04/2023
05:33 PM
#49
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I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
ClayGuida
08/04/2023
05:34 PM
#50
Just don't have a gap. Claim you worked for Toys R Us, Twitter, Circuit City, or anywhere else that is either bankrupt or has no actual PR department for an employer to call.
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