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umm its like where all the boring suburban moms do all their clothes shopping. wasnt that bad a job but i only took it bc i was like 16 and trying to get with this chick that worked at the sbarros in the food court. how tf do you even pronounce sbarros? idk anyways i had to quit after they banned me from the mall for trying to skateboard down the escalator