How many people here have actually seen....an Uwe Boll film?

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For my sins, I'll watch just about anything once, if not just so I can bitch about how bad it was.
Rampage: Capital Punishment-Not as fun as the first but noticeably better made
Rampage-Surprisingly entertaining, not a well made movie though
Far Cry-Just why? A couple of half decent actors reduced to grinding what I can only begrudgingly call a 'script'/
Postal-Shambles with moments of juvenile humour that almost work
BloodRayne-Simply awful in every way except for the eye candy
Alone in the Dark-I've no idea how he got 2 halfway famous actors, let alone christian slater with this utter waste of time and money
House of the Dead-Other than the eye candy and the halfhearted attempt to tie it to the vidya (with random bits of in game footage no less lol), a total waste of time other than maybe as a 'so bad it's good' candidate.
Basically he's actually seemed to improve slightly over the years, as long as he stays well clear of any vidya IPs.
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