I don't understand the appeal of real life golf

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I love Hot Shots Golf games and real life mini golf though. But for mini golf it has to be on a good course
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I can see the appeal, but it's not something I particularly want to give a serious try. It's also a hideously inefficient use of land and I kind of have to object to it on that basis.
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I've played a little golf and it can be rather relaxing - it's a little psycho these days tho with all the weird rules different clubhouses have.

It's a good TV sport for when you're old and you just want something on to ignore...
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Crazy golf can be fun....
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Tried it during a field trip, regular and mini-golf. Found it boring.
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Mini Golf was fun when I was young.
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Played mini-golf as a kid, and some disc golf when I was in my 20's (there is a course near my house, but never tried it). Never tried real golf and don't have any desire to. Just seems like a sport for rich assholes.
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you could always play ancestral golf (or whatever you wanna call it), the old Scottish rules before it was modernized.
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I don't have much interest in watching or playing real golf but I played the shit out of Swing Away Golf back in the day.
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adjl posted...
I can see the appeal, but it's not something I particularly want to give a serious try. It's also a hideously inefficient use of land and I kind of have to object to it on that basis.
This. I played a few times back when my brother was working at a country club. But ever since someone pointed out how it's an atrocious use of land I stopped caring for it IRL.
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I don't see the appeal of any sportsball.

Like, I understand on an intellectual level how/why other people might enjoy it, I just don't share it in any way.
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Swung at a ball in 5th grade, completely missed and called it quits

My friend took the club from me, lined up for the shot and smacked the crap out of that ball

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I've only done it once but I had a great time. Hanging out with homies in the sun getting exercise and driving a cart is a blast.

I disc golf all the time though.
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It's not enough you got all these beautiful acres fenced in for your little game. You should have children playing here! You should have families having picnics, you should have a petting zoo! Instead you've got these stupid electric carts for you old men with nothing better to do!
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Golf is a lot of fun, but I don't play it often. I actually get to the driving range more.
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
I have only played one round of golf. It was fun.
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Lokarin posted...
you could always play ancestral golf (or whatever you wanna call it), the old Scottish rules before it was modernized.
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The appeal is that you're rich and have lots of free time
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HylianFox posted...
The appeal is that you're rich and have lots of free time
Don't have to be rich. I bought my golf clubs at K-Mart. And I play at a little local golf course that charges about $10 for 9 holes.
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captpackrat posted...
Wearing a regulation kilt?

Hitting a human skull with a wooden club.
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HylianFox posted...
The appeal is that you're rich and have lots of free time
IMO, you'd have to have more dollars than sense to favor golf over a good video game.
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Old people are too stubborn to try video games, generally speaking. I think things will change through the generations though
Cause the best is yet to come
I liked miniature golf as a kid, but that's it.
I'm sure I could get into it as a game if I really tried, because mini-golf is somewhat entertaining... But my personal bias against what a waste of resources and land used for it is as a 'sport' stops me from engaging with it any further.
Damn_Underscore posted...
Old people are too stubborn to try video games, generally speaking. I think things will change through the generations though

It's not really that. If you actually think about it, most people under the age of 60 at this point grew up with some level of exposure to video games (either home consoles like the Atari 2600 or the arcade boom of the 70s). And if you include people who were in their teens during that period you can push the age limit up to somewhere around 70 year olds today.

If anything, the issue is that a lot of people stop playing video games as they get older. Either because they think they've grown out of them (or should have grown out of them), or because they have no free time while working and raising a family, or just because they slowly lose interest as they become interested in other things. So a lot of older people have no idea of what video games are other than their vague memories of Pac-Man and Tetris, or whatever app store puzzle games they have on their phone.

I don't think we're going to be living in some sort of gamer utopia 20/30/40+ years from now. If anything, I kind of feel like we've already experienced peak gaming and it's all downhill from here as kids who grew up on mobile games, Roblox, and Fortnite become the adults of tomorrow.

30 years from now, we'll probably have kids complaining about how clueless and out of touch all the old adults in Congress are, because they all think gaming is still PS2's and Xboxes and Wii's, and know nothing about the 4D holo-AR neurochip virtua-brainwave games of the present day. Get with it grandpa!

Well, either that, or 30 years from now we'll have kids shanking each other over canned food and clean water, because the Resource Wars will have begun.
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adjl posted...
I can see the appeal, but it's not something I particularly want to give a serious try. It's also a hideously inefficient use of land and I kind of have to object to it on that basis.

if it makes you feel better, they are at least better than just turning them into concrete swathes of land
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
if it makes you feel better, they are at least better than just turning them into concrete swathes of land

Depends what happens with that concrete. Environmentally, grass is marginally better than concrete, but paving an area the size of a golf course opens up a lot of potential uses for that land that are almost all going to be more productive per unit area than a golf course.
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adjl posted...
Environmentally, grass is marginally better than concrete
Grass, and trees, are not marginally better than concrete, they significantly better.
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Golf is fun as hell. Tough and tricks you into thinking you could be good if you just played more. I do wish I got to play more often.
SunWuKung420 posted...
Grass, and trees, are not marginally better than concrete, they significantly better.

Trees indeed are much better, which is why I didn't include them in that statement. The carefully manicured grass of a golf course is pretty useless, ecologically speaking. It's too short to be useful for wildlife, being so short means there isn't an atmospherically significant amount of photosynthesis happening, and being so short means the root structure is too shallow to offer the water retention and erosion prevention that proper plant coverage provides. About the only things it actually does a good job of are looking green and being softer to walk on. Concrete is obviously worse in all of those regards, being utterly useless (ecologically speaking) instead of just mostly, but the ecological benefit of a manicured lawn is basically negligible.
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I like miniature golf. I love miniature golf in video games. Now, the real sport that takes up a whole lot of acreage for sand traps and rolling hills, get it out of here.

too expensive for my taste and requires too much equipment.
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dj1200 posted...
too expensive for my taste and requires too much equipment.

I was going to refute it being a lot of equipment, but then I realized that even though my bag and clubs were hand-me-downs from my dad I still had to pick up balls, tees, and a glove. Most people will grab shoes as well, but I've just said fuck it and used my running shoes for the past decade. That is a decent amount of equipment.
Golf's is pretty fun to play, but I can't imagine watching it on TV, let alone going in person.
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