I'd choose the bear.
That was a fun couple weeks there when insecure dudes were losing their minds over women preferring bears to them
Do bears have knotsbligh no
It was even funnier when some men suggested an alternative woman/tree dichotomy and the same women immediately flipped their s*** in utter frothing outrage.
Do bears have knots
So would I.
I mean, just look:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/bear-cub-photographed-dancing-gangnam-style-in-finland-8770675.html
So cool.