How come you can't poop and pee at the same time?

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Poll of the Day » How come you can't poop and pee at the same time?
Economics
03/25/2024
12:30 PM
#1
Are you stupid?
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agesboy
03/25/2024
01:14 PM
#2
skill issue tbh
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ZayKayWill
03/25/2024
01:47 PM
#3
What I'm doing right now.
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Kimbos_Egg
03/25/2024
02:00 PM
#4
agesboy posted...
skill issue tbh

You think you've Got problems?
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papercup
03/25/2024
02:06 PM
#5
Maybe you cant
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Metalsonic66
03/25/2024
03:32 PM
#6
On the contrary
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BADoglick
03/25/2024
04:00 PM
#7
ZayKayWill posted...
What I'm doing right now.

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Nade_Duck
03/25/2024
04:02 PM
#8
if you open both holes at the same time you'll create a vacuum and your insides will explode out of you.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
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faramir77
03/25/2024
05:53 PM
#9
If you fart and burp at the same time your body takes a screenshot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
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Zareth
03/25/2024
06:17 PM
#10
agesboy posted...
skill issue tbh

What would Bligh do?
ItIsSoOver
03/25/2024
07:31 PM
#11
Every poo poo time is pee pee time
But not every pee pee time is poo poo time

Do you ever think about that?
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ConfusedTorchic
03/25/2024
07:42 PM
#12
i can
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jbomb1234
03/25/2024
07:47 PM
#13
It is not something a Jedi would teach you.
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faramir77
03/25/2024
10:51 PM
#14
ItIsSoOver posted...
Every poo poo time is pee pee time
But not every pee pee time is poo poo time

Do you ever think about that?

https://youtu.be/PMNY8g0_wJA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
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BlackScythe0
03/25/2024
11:04 PM
#15
ItIsSoOver posted...
Every poo poo time is pee pee time
But not every pee pee time is poo poo time

Do you ever think about that?

Yea thats the appropriate response to this thread.
aHappySacka
03/26/2024
12:11 AM
#16
Whenever you poo in a urinal be sure to wash it down with pee.
You are now blinking and breathing manually.
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Playsaver
03/31/2024
01:17 PM
#17
Try vomit and diarrhea at the same time. It's a case of you don't want both coming out at the same time.
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adjl
03/31/2024
01:19 PM
#18
Playsaver posted...
Try vomit and diarrhea at the same time. It's a case of you don't want both coming out at the same time.

My cat did that once. While I was walking home with him in a backpack. That was not a fun cleanup.
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wwinterj25
03/31/2024
07:14 PM
#19
adjl posted...
While I was walking home with him in a backpack.

Just....why is this a thing?

One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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Nade_Duck
03/31/2024
10:40 PM
#20
wwinterj25 posted...
Just....why is this a thing?
it would be a cute image if it weren't for the unwanted moisture, to be fair.
http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv
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