One time I turned on the faucet BLM instead of the kitchen light switch
Like, I walked past the light switch in the dark and then was confused when the light didn't come on when I turned on the faucet
Why are you turning on BLM faucets?It shall forever be a mystery
If anything, the dumber thing to do would have been to eat it without even stopping to consider the possibility that it was a bad Reese's Cup.
The even dumber thing to do would be to try and eat your own head.I hear it's possible for some gymnasts.
Not as dumb as taking up a dare to play Russian roulette with an automatic.Automatics jam sometimes
Automatics jam sometimesYou can only hope it'll jam on the first try.
invading Russia in winter
Not as dumb as taking up a dare to play Russian roulette with an automatic.Or golly, even a semi -automatic
I'm a little stoned and took a reese's cup out of the fridge to eat. Opened it up and the bottom was green and I just reacted and threw it out. Then I realized it's a Frankenstein themed reese's cup. Now, I'm sad that I threw out a perfectly good reese's cup
In high school I pulled an all-nighter to get homework done last minute. I was in the kitchen and poured a bowl of cereal while doing homework. When I was done I put the milk and my binder with my homework in the fridge and didn't realize until I was already on the bus. Yeah...adequate sleep is important
In high school I pulled an all-nighter to get homework done last minute. I was in the kitchen and poured a bowl of cereal while doing homework. When I was done I put the milk and my binder with my homework in the fridge and didn't realize until I was already on the bus. Yeah...adequate sleep is important
You mean like the Germans during World War II.If you count June as being in winter, obviously.
I put my glasses down on a box today instead of putting them away today. I'm trying to skip my insomnia meds. I honestly have no idea how my cat didn't chew on them.
While completely sober(but likely up for several days) I've put cat food in the dishwater instead of soap!
I put my glasses down on a box today instead of putting them away today. I'm trying to skip my insomnia meds. I honestly have no idea how my cat didn't chew on them.