An update on this:
Lately, I've felt like I've been encroaching on everyone else. I just received a bonus that was three times as much as the bonus normally awarded to co-workers in my line of work. I sigh a lot, which may annoy everyone else. Recently, a co-worker of mine remarked on how my writing was so much better than hers. I can't help but be afraid of her and what her jealousy might culminate to; but that might just be paranoia on my part. I'm the only programmer on the team. I recently finished writing a relatively big automation project that most of the team has expressed only delight at. Meanwhile, I feel like I could have done more. Or maybe, the work I've done so far just isn't substantial from my point of view. I've been less than punctual at work. My boss doesn't give me flack for it, likely because of how valuable I am. Sometimes, I feel like I'm taking advantage of her.
Ideally, I should transition jobs. But my web-development portfolio still isn't really substantial enough for any employer to bother sparing a glance my way.
Number VI: Larxene.
The Organization's Not-That-Geezer's-Heart-Tank.