Ive been wondering, how would a taco bell religion work?

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Blorfenburger
08/28/2018
04:25 PM
#1
How does religion work
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argonautweakend
08/28/2018
04:27 PM
#2
after a circumcision they dont cleanse the wound with church wine but rather fire sauce.
Blorfenburger
08/28/2018
04:29 PM
#3
I'll take note of that. How would gatherings be? What would the sermon be like
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dedbus
08/28/2018
04:31 PM
#4
Someone gorges then spends the next 40 days and nights shitting.
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SunWuKung420
08/28/2018
04:38 PM
#6
ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF THE UNFOOD. THAT WHICH YOU PAY FOR BUT RECEIVE NO BENEFIT. PRAISE BE TO THE POWDERED MEATS AND BEANS. LET YOUR HARMFUL ESSENCE FLOW THROUGH ME.

Something like that probably.
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JixHedgehog
08/28/2018
04:45 PM
#7
First step would be to get permission from the Taco Bell CEO (probably owns more than 1 chain)

Then come up with a name, what the religion wants to express, core principles to follow, the history and goals of the future, then attempt to get a following going by word of mouth or social media exposure..

Then apply for something called a certificate of formation, get tax exempt status (IRS form 1023 EZ) and establish your "church" meaning you personally can't profit from revenue and get an Employer Identification Number.

Then you're good to go, have meetings, get exposure, create programs and a welcoming environment
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Locke90
08/28/2018
05:15 PM
#8
JixHedgehog posted...
First step would be to get permission from the Taco Bell CEO (probably owns more than 1 chain)

Then come up with a name, what the religion wants to express, core principles to follow, the history and goals of the future, then attempt to get a following going by word of mouth or social media exposure..

Then apply for something called a certificate of formation, get tax exempt status (IRS form 1023 EZ) and establish your "church" meaning you personally can't profit from revenue and get an Employer Identification Number.

Then you're good to go, have meetings, get exposure, create programs and a welcoming environment

Then start a crusade against the false restaurants mcdonalds etc.
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Blorfenburger
08/28/2018
06:21 PM
#9
This is all good information
JixHedgehog posted...
First step would be to get permission from the Taco Bell CEO (probably owns more than 1 chain)

Then come up with a name, what the religion wants to express, core principles to follow, the history and goals of the future, then attempt to get a following going by word of mouth or social media exposure..

Then apply for something called a certificate of formation, get tax exempt status (IRS form 1023 EZ) and establish your "church" meaning you personally can't profit from revenue and get an Employer Identification Number.

Then you're good to go, have meetings, get exposure, create programs and a welcoming environment

Except this. This is for nerds

JixHedgehog posted...
come up with a name, what the religion wants to express, core principles to follow, the history and goals of the future

This is good though, need some of that
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OhhhJa
08/28/2018
06:30 PM
#10
God asks you to toss your last steak quesadilla off of moriah and then, at the last second, says, "naw man you can eat it"
wolfy42
08/28/2018
06:49 PM
#11
First new applicants must watch the holy movie, Demoliton Man. Then they must go out and work towards ensuring a world where everywhere is Taco bell.

The high priestess of the religion, Jen, will travel around the world converting people by force feeding them taco bell until they submit.

I will be the anti-christ of the religion, the one who must not be named. I will roam around finding random Taco Bells and BURNING THEM TO THE GROUND!! This will sadly actually help the religion, as it creates a target, an enemy, an evil that people can latch on to.

All my efforts will be in vain as more and more Taco bells are created and opened, more then 5 for every one I destroy. Before the end of a decade, Taco bell will be on every corner and fewer and fewer other places to eat will exist.

Thus will the world end, not with a bang, but with a Taco!!!
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Mead
08/28/2018
06:51 PM
#12
Praise be. . .rrito
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Blorfenburger
08/28/2018
07:54 PM
#13
wolfy42 posted...
First new applicants must watch the holy movie, Demoliton Man. Then they must go out and work towards ensuring a world where everywhere is Taco bell.

Damn, thats good
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If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
BADoglick
08/28/2018
07:58 PM
#14
Baptize the children in Baja Blast
BADoglick to the Max!
Blorfenburger
08/28/2018
08:23 PM
#15
BADoglick posted...
Baptize the children in Baja Blast

Damn thats also good.
Ill favorite this topic or page or whatever so i can use it when the time is right
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TheCyborgNinja
08/28/2018
09:07 PM
#16
Too much diarrhea and heart disease.
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JixHedgehog
08/28/2018
09:52 PM
#17
Blorfenburger posted...
This is all good information
JixHedgehog posted...
First step would be to get permission from the Taco Bell CEO (probably owns more than 1 chain)

Then come up with a name, what the religion wants to express, core principles to follow, the history and goals of the future, then attempt to get a following going by word of mouth or social media exposure..

Then apply for something called a certificate of formation, get tax exempt status (IRS form 1023 EZ) and establish your "church" meaning you personally can't profit from revenue and get an Employer Identification Number.

Then you're good to go, have meetings, get exposure, create programs and a welcoming environment

Except this. This is for nerds


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Blorfenburger
08/29/2018
04:52 AM
#18
Na screw those guys. Im about tacos. Taco Bell Live Ms. And I believe for now I have been given enough information
I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms.
If you see a woman and you think she's thicc, she's probably not thicc. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
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