monkmith posted...ShangDoh posted...
He's far too nice, I would've used oil paint or something. Back when I was a street cop, package theft was easily one of the most common reports I had to take on a daily basis so it's good to see someone with the skill come up with something to deter mail thieves.
you ever been around glitter? its arts and crafts herpes.
Don't steal packages then.
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And when he gets to Heaven, to St. Peter he will tell, one more soldier reporting sir, I have served my time in hell.