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Homer: "my name is Mr. Burns, and I believe you have a letter for me."
Clerk: "Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "...I don't know."
*Next scene, Homer and Bart sitting on steps*
Homer: "Great plan, Bart."
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"It is only the promise of death that makes life worth living."
Robert E. Howard