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pinky0926
11/08/25 8:19:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6cac5165.jpg

Ta da

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pinky0926
11/08/25 8:20:58 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/45b15492.jpg

The boule was a little less impressive but still pretty nice

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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/25 8:22:29 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/270cc029.jpg

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MrResetti
11/08/25 8:22:38 AM
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He sources his yeast from?
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pinky0926
11/08/25 8:26:32 AM
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Making bread is easy and making tasty bread isn't too difficult, but making pretty bread is kinda hard. I've been trying to make sourdough that has these qualities for a while now:

- blistery crust
- big oven spring (tall round bread)
- big "ear" (that ridge shape you see on the top thats folded back)
- rice flour dusting for contrast

Finally did it yay

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pinky0926
11/08/25 8:32:16 AM
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Not as spicy as you hoped

Did you see my credit score topic though, that might get you going

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MarshMellow
11/08/25 8:32:31 AM
#9:


60/40 chance that OP had relations with that bread loaf.
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HighSeraph
11/08/25 8:34:52 AM
#10:


He gonna fuck that bread

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gikos
11/08/25 8:36:25 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b0cd322.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3c874786.jpg


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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/25 8:37:31 AM
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Maybe the bread is made of family, like that incest genre that's apparently all the rage

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/71b65cef.jpg

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wackyteen
11/08/25 8:44:21 AM
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I was concerned until I saw the picture.

Then I understood.

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-Crissaegrim-
11/08/25 8:53:53 AM
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Maybe we're not meant to eat the bread with our mouths, but with our... ... ...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/ee3a950a.jpg

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Crimson_Corsair
11/08/25 8:55:22 AM
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Now show us your breadstick.

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boomgetchopped3
11/08/25 8:55:49 AM
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I like kneading dough. Hope you gave it a good slap

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pinky0926
11/08/25 12:12:53 PM
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boomgetchopped3 posted...
I like kneading dough. Hope you gave it a good slap

Always slap your dough

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DrizztLink
11/08/25 12:14:16 PM
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All I've got is "the fruits of your labia"

Look, they can't all be winners.

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Pikachuchupika
11/08/25 12:18:21 PM
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I guess the load top is supposed to look like a vag? Looks like a good loaf though.
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Dakimakura
11/08/25 12:21:25 PM
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Step brother, what are you doing with all that yeast?

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voldothegr8
11/08/25 12:21:51 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1e84e0e.jpg

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wackyteen
11/08/25 12:24:26 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
All I've got is "the fruits of your labia"

Look, they can't all be winners.

We're all fruits of someone's labia (well, those born via the birth canal, at least.)

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Touch
11/08/25 12:24:40 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a3402e71.jpg

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pinky0926
11/08/25 3:10:01 PM
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You guys are diabolical

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MartavisBryant
11/08/25 5:22:41 PM
#26:


HighSeraph posted...
He gonna fuck that bread
and get a yeast infection

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