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UnfairRepresent
11/06/25 5:35:36 PM
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Their intellect, hand-eye coordination, memory. hearing, strength, reflexes were all enhanced when they were a child to be on par with the peak of human physiology. This was kept quiet as such experiments are highly illegal.

They always just pretended to be dumb/incapable around you this whole time so you never felt awkward or embarrased by their obvious complete superiority to you in every quantifable way.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6a169a82.jpg

But now the cats out of the bag and you know the truth.

How would you react?
What would you do?

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PowerOats
11/06/25 5:39:00 PM
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Still beat his ass in Mario Kart/Party, the way Miyamoto intended
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Evening_Dragon
11/06/25 5:42:05 PM
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My best friend is among the best cardiovascular surgeons in the entire world. He's hiding jack shit lmao

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UnfairRepresent
11/06/25 5:43:31 PM
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PowerOats posted...
Still beat his ass in Mario Kart/Party, the way Miyamoto intended
He let you win this entire time. In fact several of the times you lost he was astounded because he was trying to throw.

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