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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 11:45:44 AM
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A very stupid phrase I just came up with to distract you from everything else thats going on right now.

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JlM
09/18/25 11:55:59 AM
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She breaking my Benjamin now I'm so cold

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Evening_Dragon
09/18/25 11:56:51 AM
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she flogged my molly now i'm sober

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Touch
09/18/25 12:17:11 PM
#4:


She system on my down until I chop suey

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Smiffwilm
09/18/25 12:25:08 PM
#5:


Who made you all the points of authority on that?

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 12:27:47 PM
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JlM posted...
She breaking my Benjamin now I'm so cold
Oh this one is golden

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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 1:18:28 PM
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She red hot chilied my pepper and now I have scar tissue

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Hambo
09/18/25 1:27:24 PM
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Crawling? In my skin? It's more likely than you think.

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BeTheMan
09/18/25 1:28:53 PM
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The queen jeffersoned my airplane, and now I need somebody to love.
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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 1:37:58 PM
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She macked my fleetwood and now I'm never going back again

She gave me radiohead and now I'm nude

She beached my boys and now God only knows if I'll ever be able to have children

She parked my linkin and now I'm lost

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 2:52:14 PM
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Yall got some good ones. My coworker gave me a good one:

Shes not okay because my romance is chemical

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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 2:58:37 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
Yall got some good ones. My coworker gave me a good one:

Shes not okay because my romance is chemical
She romanced my chemical and now she has cancer

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Kurt_Russel
09/18/25 3:00:11 PM
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She candyassed my orgy and now Im in stitches.
Did I do that right?

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 3:08:20 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
She candyassed my orgy and now Im in stitches.
Did I do that right?
Absolutely

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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 3:09:55 PM
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She gave me nookie and now my bizkit is limp

She eltoned in my john and now sorry seems to be the hardest word for her

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 3:50:24 PM
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MartavisBryant posted...
She gave me nookie and now my bizkit is limp

She eltoned in my john and now sorry seems to be the hardest word for her
The limp bizkit one just took me out at work

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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 4:00:51 PM
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She stewarted my rod and now I don't want to talk about it

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 4:06:44 PM
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She slipped on my knot and now shes waiting and bleeding

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Evening_Dragon
09/18/25 4:09:30 PM
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MaxEffingBemis posted...
She slipped on my knot and now shes waiting and bleeding
i feel a little bad for laughing at this one
but lmao

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Thompson
09/18/25 4:13:32 PM
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She blacked my sabbath and now I am paranoid.

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DrizztLink
09/18/25 4:56:49 PM
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She Counted my Crows and now I'm Accidentally in Love

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MartavisBryant
09/18/25 6:12:41 PM
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She five fingered my death punch and now I'm inside out

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Smiffwilm
09/18/25 7:01:13 PM
#23:


She's not an all star just because she smashed them with her mouth.

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MaxEffingBemis
09/18/25 7:41:12 PM
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She mud on my shovel til Im staind

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DrizztLink
09/18/25 7:44:24 PM
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She use her Evan Essence and it Bring Me to Life

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Touch
09/21/25 2:05:56 AM
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She confessed on my dashboard and now I'm vindicated

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MaxEffingBemis
09/21/25 9:20:27 AM
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Touch posted...
She confessed on my dashboard and now I'm vindicated
Lmfao

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HojoojoH_2
09/21/25 9:36:26 AM
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She was smashing my pumpkins but I'm still just a rat in a cage

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SwayM
09/21/25 10:17:21 AM
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She Hootie'd on my Blowfish and now I Let Her Cry.

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McmadnessV3
09/21/25 10:50:43 AM
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She sexed my pistols and now I'm pretty vacant.

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MrResetti
09/21/25 10:59:23 AM
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She beastie'd my boys cause she's crafty
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MartavisBryant
09/21/25 11:01:31 AM
#33:


She 12 on my D and now I'm taking purple pills
She nails on my nine inch and now I'm hurt

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DrizztLink
09/21/25 4:39:04 PM
#34:


something something Necrophagist something something Fermented Offal Discharge

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