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Zikten
08/25/25 6:06:39 AM
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He would not die from a chest burster emerging. And he would heal up. He could be used over and over and over. Also the xenomorphs born from him might have his regen abilities
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Shotgunnova
08/25/25 6:07:39 AM
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TomClark
08/25/25 6:14:06 AM
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There is nothing stopping Disney from making this story happen except their own cowardice.

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ZevLoveDOOM
08/25/25 6:14:19 AM
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i suppose that could also work for Deadpool.

except he would keep dropping stupid zingers everytime it happened... lol
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LearntoRead
08/25/25 6:15:25 AM
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I was gonna ignore this, but I thought caught me. Wouldnt his metal bones interfere with said chest bursting?

I think Deadpool would work better here.
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pegusus123456
08/25/25 6:17:58 AM
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He was apparently infected by a Brood which is basically a Marvel xenomorph. They implant an egg in people to reproduce. His healing factor fought off the parasite.

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voldothegr8
08/25/25 6:38:23 AM
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Pretty sure his body would kill the eggs or whatever.

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texanfan27
08/25/25 7:02:10 AM
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it likely cant cheat burst out. Admantium rib cage means chest buster is stuck or beats itself to death. Either way Logan be in a lot of pain

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pegusus123456
08/25/25 7:03:07 AM
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texanfan27 posted...
it likely cant cheat burst out. Admantium rib cage means chest buster is stuck or beats itself to death. Either way Logan be in a lot of pain
A chestburster dying inside you is probably less painful than your entire skeleton being dipped in molten metal

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Raikuro
08/25/25 7:06:36 AM
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darkmaian23
08/25/25 7:08:14 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Pretty sure his body would kill the eggs or whatever.
Yeah, this. Also, Wolverine's skeleton would probably be immune to the acid, making him a perfect alien killing machine.

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bloodyarts
08/25/25 7:27:14 AM
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Uncanny X-Men vol.1 #162

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WingsOfGood
08/25/25 7:28:38 AM
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His body would kill the implanted egg
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WingsOfGood
08/25/25 7:29:19 AM
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bloodyarts posted...
Uncanny X-Men vol.1 #162

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/843dbf9d.jpg

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Tanthalas
08/25/25 7:44:35 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
He was apparently infected by a Brood which is basically a Marvel xenomorph. They implant an egg in people to reproduce. His healing factor fought off the parasite.
Was going to post this.

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The_Popo
08/25/25 7:48:19 AM
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TomClark posted...
There is nothing stopping Disney from making this story happen except their own cowardice.

And if they wanted to get even weirder about it Wolverine grows to like it, and demands that all of the Xenomorphs refer to him as Mamma.

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PeteyParker
08/25/25 7:59:51 AM
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Read Aliens vs Avengers

He doesn't get infected


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saspa
08/25/25 9:53:01 AM
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I'm scared CE. Your ideas are scaring me

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monkmith
08/25/25 10:11:03 AM
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pretty sure they'd have a hell of a time punching through his adamantium ribcage. plus i cant really see how they could capture him and hold him in place for this to be viable, eventually he'd just cut himself out and then cut the alien out.

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Raycon
08/25/25 10:21:30 AM
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monkmith posted...
pretty sure they'd have a hell of a time punching through his adamantium ribcage. plus i cant really see how they could capture him and hold him in place for this to be viable, eventually he'd just cut himself out and then cut the alien out.


He might be better off leaving it in him. Aliens won't attack him so long as he is impregnated, which he can use to his advantage... At least until he has killed them all.

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McmadnessV3
08/25/25 10:23:49 AM
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I feel like if it couldn't get out the rib cage, it would keep thrashing about until it found a way to crawl out his mouth, assuming he doesn't try to crush it with his teeth.

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AceMos
08/25/25 10:24:57 AM
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while the brood are BASED off xenomorphs they are different

you turn into a brood where as a xenomorphs copies some of your DNA then bursts out of you

but yeah the chest burster aint bursting through his chest

thoe i suppose it could find another way out like his stomach

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Raikuro
08/25/25 10:37:12 AM
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AceMos posted...
you turn into a brood where as a xenomorphs copies some of your DNA then bursts out of you
His healing factor would fight off the parasite taking DNA and expel the egg either way
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Tyranthraxus
08/25/25 10:47:19 AM
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Multiple Man would be the best marvel character for breeding xenomorphs.

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