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Zikten
08/13/25 2:40:28 AM
#1:


You are told the xenomorph is fully trained and loyal to its owner. It acts like a dog. But looks like this

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/67d202a2.jpg
It even sleeps in their bedroom at night
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PMarth2002
08/13/25 2:42:04 AM
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No, and I immediately start looking into moving to a different state.

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Dungeater
08/13/25 2:42:12 AM
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no

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ToadallyAwesome
08/13/25 2:51:03 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
No, and I immediately start looking into moving to a different state.

Brother, Im looking to get off planet!

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DB_Insider
08/13/25 5:22:39 AM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Brother, Im looking to get off planet!
By boarding those Weyland Yutani's ship. Alone deep in space

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FL81
08/13/25 5:29:49 AM
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at least it isn't a pitbull

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DuuuDe14
08/13/25 5:38:25 AM
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Of course, Xenos are adorable.

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KogaSteelfang
08/13/25 5:41:56 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/25af73ee.jpg

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rexcrk
08/13/25 8:39:42 AM
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Hell, its one of my dating requirements.


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ReturnOfDevsman
08/13/25 8:42:17 AM
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This is the reason they sell shotguns at Walmart.

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doesntcare
08/13/25 8:45:06 AM
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As long as the accept my predator doggo than I see no problem
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VeggetaX
08/13/25 9:06:44 AM
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Oh hail no

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joe_stalin518
08/13/25 9:29:28 AM
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Did anyone else misread the topic as ( pet Xenogears)?

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GeneralKenobi85
08/13/25 10:39:23 AM
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A docile xenomorph would be cute. The problem is of course, how do you prevent it from accidentally hurting itself and potentially killing you or damaging stuff with its acid blood?


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McmadnessV3
08/13/25 10:40:18 AM
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If it actually is as they describe then thats fine.

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