Current Events > Florida Man Gave "I Am Cuban" as Reason for Molesting Little Boy

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https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/07/07/miami-man-gave-i-am-cuban-as-reason-for-molesting-boy-cops-say-that-is-just-something-men-do/

A Miami man is accused of molesting a 9-year-old boy and then brushing off the incident when confronted by the childs mother as just something men do.

Police arrested Reinaldo Reyes Llanes, 67, of Allapattah, on Saturday.

According to an arrest report, the victims mother had taken him to a gathering where her employer had been hosting a get-together at his apartment at 3701 NW 22nd Ave.

Reyes Llanes, her employers neighbor, was also invited, police said.

Police said that as the gathering wound down and people began to leave, Reyes Llanes suggested that the woman and her son stay the night at his apartment, offering his bed while he would sleep on the floor.

While lying on the bed, (Reyes Llanes) entered the bedroom, smacked the victim on his buttock over the clothing and then grabbed his front genital area over the clothing, the report states. (The woman) stated (her son) immediately turned to face her, at which point she intervened.

Police said when the woman asked Reyes Llanes why he touched the boys privates, he said, while laughing, I am Cuban. That is just something men do.

The report states that Reyes Llanes, while speaking with police, denied molesting the boy.

As of Monday, Reyes Llanes was being held without bond in the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a charge of lewd and lasicivious molestation of a child under 12.

Every potential extrapolation of this behavior is just more spiritual damage upon consideration. Whether he's lying or really believes what he says, it's all horrifying to consider.

This is a consequence of accepting the so-called locker room talk as the new normal. Perverts of all walks brush off their violations of innocents as just the way things are.

I can't fathom why he'd say something like that.

Humble_Novice posted...

Police said that as the gathering wound down and people began to leave, Reyes Llanes suggested that the woman and her son stay the night at his apartment, offering his bed while he would sleep on the floor.

The fact she even accepted is weird af.

I assume Florida Man just says weird shit like that because he's, well, Florida Man. A dysfunctional weirdo with strange morality values who engages in morally questionable, freaky and/or reprehensible acts for bizarre and freaky reasons. He must have weird reasons to carry out depraved acts after all, or at the very least he has a sense of morality that's alien to most of us.

Is he still Florida Man if his excuse is that he's Cuban? I'm confused

A stupid answer like that surely wont be used as rationale for racist assholes of the country to push their deportation rhetoric, all while brushing off the fact that their leader is likely on Epstein list.