Current Events > Scenario: you're abducted by aliens. What do you do?

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UnholyMudcrab
06/16/25 5:38:43 PM
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Dakimakura
06/16/25 5:39:18 PM
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Submit

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ai123
06/16/25 5:42:44 PM
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I'd assume I was going insane.

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Solar_Crimson
06/16/25 5:44:10 PM
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Well, I'll miss my family, but at least I'm away from Trump's America.

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TMOG
06/16/25 5:44:25 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Well, I'll miss my family, but at least I'm away from Trump's America.

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UnfairRepresent
06/16/25 5:46:00 PM
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How do you try to kill them if you're bound and gagged?

Is CE full of X-Men?

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
06/16/25 5:48:10 PM
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Oh hey, I might live past the 2030s after all (once global EROI approaches 1, civilization ends).


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Touch
06/16/25 5:49:20 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Well, I'll miss my family, but at least I'm away from Trump's America.


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RetsuZaiZen
06/16/25 5:49:40 PM
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ai123 posted...
I'd assume I was going insane.


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rick_alverado
06/16/25 5:52:35 PM
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Depends on which aliens are abducting me. Of the options given, negotiate with them is probably the best option. There's a decent chance I'd try to fight them and take control of the ship, but I would try to incapacitate rather than kill if possible, and I'm not sure why I'd immediately return to Earth. Also, I suppose I would be hoping everything goes well, but that would be while doing my best to work towards that.
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TentacleDemon
06/16/25 5:54:02 PM
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First thing I do is make sure this isntjust some elaborate prank, because I feel that scenario is magnitudes more likely to happen than actually getting abducted by aliens. Then I work on finding out what they intend to do with me. I have no idea what my next steps would be. It all depends on their motives.


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hmnut7
06/16/25 5:54:36 PM
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Get the probe over with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALXZ2ElV8_U

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Alteres
06/16/25 5:55:28 PM
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Something like above, but again you would have to have a situation where you could kill them and fuck coming back

*edit, fucking lol that was @ post 11

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Time
06/16/25 6:13:26 PM
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Let them do what they want no way I would understand alien language/controls

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BewmHedshot
06/16/25 6:17:12 PM
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Just hope they're not going to eat me.
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Mad-Dogg
06/16/25 6:33:02 PM
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Really really hope they are those tenchi muyo galaxy police type of aliens because it would be sweet to join up with some galactic police force just to travel, get paid extremely well and be surrounded by beautiful space people.

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misterbum
06/16/25 6:33:23 PM
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Get them hooked on beer

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PeteyParker
06/16/25 6:33:50 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Well, I'll miss my family, but at least I'm away from Trump's America.

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