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HighSeraph
06/07/25 2:56:39 PM
#1:


Beat the shit out of woodland creatures for their cash

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Evening_Dragon
06/07/25 2:59:09 PM
#3:


HighSeraph posted...
Beat the shit out of woodland creatures for their cash
I mean you can, but I think it would rarely be cost effective

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mercurydude
06/07/25 3:07:30 PM
#4:


Pick up a book, open it, and then be able to shoot chain lightning from my hands.

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PMarth2002
06/07/25 3:19:43 PM
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Sleeping magically heals all injuries and negative conditions.

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crayola555
06/07/25 3:20:21 PM
#7:


Level myself to 99

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yunalenne10
06/07/25 3:24:29 PM
#8:


Fight God, I guess.
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Thompson
06/07/25 3:30:48 PM
#9:


Collect a whole bunch of random junk that's lying around everywhere, go to a grocery store, and sell the cashier the junk I have collected so that I can afford to buy the food they are selling.

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SadButTrue
06/07/25 3:32:38 PM
#10:


carry my whole house in my pockets
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A_Good_Boy
06/07/25 3:38:20 PM
#11:


Walk into people's homes and trash the place, and the residents will just wish me well and ask if I'm new to town.

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joaquintall
06/07/25 3:49:13 PM
#12:


Walk from Italy to Norway in a single day.

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Ivynn
06/07/25 3:50:30 PM
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Walk into people's houses, take their stuff, and they would be just like "hi welcome to town!"

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mercurydude
06/07/25 4:23:58 PM
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I could easily escape jail because my cell just happens to have a secret passage leading to outside, or a weak wall, or I'll have a lockpick to use on a weak lock.

And the guards will all be asleep, easy to outrun/knock out, etc.

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Vokrent
06/07/25 4:27:47 PM
#15:


Actually fight bosses.

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Heineken14
06/07/25 4:28:31 PM
#16:


Wake up being 100% after sleeping.

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Strider102
06/07/25 4:29:20 PM
#17:


I'm gonna level grind

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Tyranthraxus
06/07/25 4:30:37 PM
#18:


Evening_Dragon posted...
I mean you can, but I think it would rarely be cost effective

You're just out there killing low level squirrels & mice when you accidentally aggro a level 90 bear and then you're fucked.

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divot1338
06/07/25 4:31:35 PM
#19:


Role playing game or rocket launcher?

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mercurydude
06/07/25 4:36:25 PM
#20:


I could literally go to Hell without dying because there will be a hole in the ground or a portal leading there.

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Shotgunnova
06/07/25 4:40:59 PM
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I could dance crazy.

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mullettron
06/07/25 4:41:13 PM
#22:


Fly an airship and travel the world within a minute.
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SpawnShadow
06/07/25 4:45:15 PM
#23:


Discover magic and use it to conquer the world.

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Ivynn
06/07/25 4:47:14 PM
#24:


My adventure begins with looking for my car keys and ends with fighting God.

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MartavisBryant
06/07/25 4:49:02 PM
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Speak to people using dialogue options, as opposed to real life, where all my dialogue options are blank

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Iyami
06/07/25 4:49:26 PM
#26:


Reload an earlier save
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Tyranthraxus
06/07/25 4:58:33 PM
#27:


MartavisBryant posted...
Speak to people using dialogue options, as opposed to real life, where all my dialogue options are blank

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5d35866.jpg

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GeraldDarko
06/07/25 5:03:20 PM
#28:


Respec

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Tyranthraxus
06/07/25 5:04:16 PM
#29:


GeraldDarko posted...
Respec

Put all points into wealth.

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DrizztLink
06/07/25 5:05:12 PM
#30:


Savescum.

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joaquintall
06/07/25 5:06:23 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I could literally go to Hell without dying because there will be a hole in the ground or a portal leading there.

On that note, we.could die as many times as want, and it only costs us some gold.

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Turbam
06/07/25 5:06:33 PM
#32:


Get blocked by invisible walls

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Smiffwilm
06/07/25 5:21:40 PM
#33:


Reload

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-Crissaegrim-
06/07/25 5:29:30 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/b5d35866.jpg

10 hours later...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d1f305a5.jpg

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argonautweakend
06/07/25 5:32:00 PM
#35:


I could trade in 99 items for millions of gil at the convenience store in my local town that houses 9 people!!
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Ivany2008
06/07/25 5:44:30 PM
#36:


Grind stats so I become overpowered and extremely intelligent.
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mustachedmystic
06/07/25 7:27:27 PM
#37:


Walk around with half a dozen swords, 3 sets of armor, enough medicine for a platoon, and an unlimited amount of money, because gold is weightless.

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HighSeraph
06/07/25 7:28:22 PM
#38:


Not go into the woods if you're not prepared to be attacked by monsters/bandits every 10 feet

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/07/25 7:32:04 PM
#39:


Just speak a canned line to anyone who approaches, no matter what the context is.

This will be treated as totally normal.

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eggcorn
06/07/25 7:32:21 PM
#40:


Wear the most absurd outfits because I'm a shameless minmaxer and the best stats are always on the ugliest pieces.

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MartavisBryant
06/07/25 7:33:58 PM
#41:


eggcorn posted...
Wear the most absurd outfits because I'm a shameless minmaxer and the best stats are always on the ugliest pieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80

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eggcorn
06/07/25 7:36:43 PM
#42:


MartavisBryant posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80
Oh my god lol

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Piplup_Sniper
06/07/25 7:38:17 PM
#43:


Open console and type tgm on

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ellis123
06/07/25 7:38:39 PM
#44:


A good RPG or a crap one?

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bigtiggie23
06/07/25 8:00:49 PM
#45:


Cast a spell so I can immediately warp anywhere I have been before.

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joaquintall
06/07/25 8:01:47 PM
#46:


Use magic - curing people who are hurt or poisoned or numb. Attack with fire, ice or lightning. Or - this cave sucks, peace out, I'm going home.

Oooh... let's go Usain... casts speedup... still loses.

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