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mercurydude
05/23/25 11:06:41 AM
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Imagine a whole courtroom getting to see you take a poo. She doesn't seem like the type to be too embarrassed by it, though. The judge seems to think she stinks as he threw an extra charge against her.

Her lawyer said the usual crap about how this was her just having a bad day. I'd say the lady whose car she pooped on was the one having a shitty day.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-oUxpwtRdw

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Agent_Stroud
05/23/25 11:09:07 AM
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The puns were intended, I assume?

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DipDipDiver
05/23/25 11:09:09 AM
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I mean

Just looking at the consistency of that poo tells me she was having a bad day

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Syfe
05/23/25 11:11:51 AM
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Feels straight out of Saints Row.
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mercurydude
05/23/25 11:13:52 AM
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Agent_Stroud posted...
The puns were intended, I assume?

Of course. It would be bad form to make this topic and not make puns about it. The board might shitcan me over it.

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HudGard
05/23/25 12:30:30 PM
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Imagine this is your legacy.

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Solar_Crimson
05/23/25 12:35:44 PM
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Man, that anchor had no chill at the start.

And her mugshot clearly shows that she was proud of what she did.

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StopBeinMad
05/27/25 7:37:55 AM
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She defecated onto a sunroof
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ssjevot
05/27/25 7:41:14 AM
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DipDipDiver posted...
I mean

Just looking at the consistency of that poo tells me she was having a bad day

She claimed it was a totally clean poop and bragged about not having to wipe at the time she was arrested.

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Southernfatman
05/27/25 7:42:34 AM
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StopBeinMad posted...
She defecated onto a sunroof

Are you telling me a woman just happens to poop like that!? No she orchestrated it! Christina!

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Error1355
05/27/25 8:03:38 AM
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I haven't see anything about this case outside of hearing about it and that mugshot.

...What went wrong in her life where she reacted to a situation by shitting on a car lol.

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ssjevot
05/27/25 8:04:48 AM
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Error1355 posted...
I haven't see anything about this case outside of hearing about it and that mugshot.

...What went wrong in her life where she reacted to a situation by shitting on a car lol.

She is an OF model and she was contacted by a press org about this and she actually offered to shit on the journalist for money.

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divot1338
05/27/25 8:05:57 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Man, that anchor had no chill at the start.

And her mugshot clearly shows that she was proud of what she did.
That is a shit eating grin.

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Error1355
05/27/25 8:06:44 AM
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ssjevot posted...
She is an OF model and she was contacted by a press org about this and she actually offered to shit on the journalist for money.

Man, OF models really do be trying anything to market themselves huh.

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LonelyStoner
05/27/25 8:13:06 AM
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I swear that reporter said she was being es-squirted by police.

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02fran
05/27/25 8:58:21 AM
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Ugh I dont have adblock on this phone and I just got a dominos pizza ad right before the video
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voldothegr8
05/28/25 7:49:43 PM
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NGL, her shotgunning skills are quite impressive.

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