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ReturnOfDevsman 04/27/25 6:43:15 PM #1: |
If you choose the pizzas, you get a magical portal to an alternate universe that's kept at precisely freezer temperature and contains exactly 5000 Totino's pizzas. The portal can only be used for retrieval of pizzas. There's no way to leave it open to cool your hous or any other loopholes you were going to try to get away with. And that's the bottom line because Devsman said so. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 04/27/25 6:55:35 PM #2: |
They're less than $2 at Walmart ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 04/27/25 6:57:35 PM #3: |
MrResetti posted... They're less than $2 at WalmartBut who wants to make 5000 trips to Walmart? --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkmaian23 04/27/25 7:02:44 PM #4: |
ReturnOfDevsman posted... But who wants to make 5000 trips to Walmart?Does that mean you get them all at once? If so, where are we supposed to put them? --- Cuteness is justice! It's the law. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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metralo 04/27/25 7:04:13 PM #5: |
darkmaian23 posted... Does that mean you get them all at once? If so, where are we supposed to put them? Read the post --- https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1298321979/image.jpg bustin makes me feel good ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrestlinFan 04/27/25 7:19:56 PM #6: |
Maybe 20 years ago (with the dollar amount being lowered to account for purchasing power or the amount of pizzas being increased to compensate) I'd of chosen the pizza, but they're just so bad now..... --- Trying to burn the bridges to a culture that taught us to hate and fear and live like cogs in a machine and not like lovers, friends, and kin. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CobraGT 04/27/25 8:58:29 PM #7: |
I am going to take your offer as stated because of the current situation. I have enough food for a year. Maybe longer. Next time choose a brand with more variety! --- GoldenSun/Crossbone Isle diagrams/ 18 teams known https://photobucket.com/u/SwordOfWheat/a/9990a2ee-25f3-4242-ae79-7d2d4b882be4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 04/27/25 9:10:24 PM #8: |
ReturnOfDevsman posted... you get a magical portal to an alternate universe that's kept at precisely freezer temperature and contains exactly 5000 Totino's pizzas.I step through the portal and close it behind me. It's gotta be better than here. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 04/27/25 9:13:19 PM #9: |
If I wanted a Totino's pizza, I'd buy a Totino's pizza. I don't want any Totino's pizzas, so just give me the money. --- Politicians are the weeds of the galaxy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 04/27/25 9:14:03 PM #10: |
$10,000 can buy many pizzas. --- Your days are numbered now, Decepti-creeps ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RasterGraphic 04/27/25 9:16:30 PM #11: |
I would take the money and walk to Dollar General and buy some Screaming Sicilian and pack of Dragon's Milk. --- "Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex." - Philip J. Fry ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CountCorvinus 04/27/25 9:22:06 PM #12: |
RasterGraphic posted... I would take the money and walk to Dollar General and buy some Screaming Sicilian and pack of Dragon's Milk. Oh fuck, they sell Dragon's Milk at Dollar General? I need to check mine. --- You see I cannot be forsaken / Because I'm not the only one (THEY/THEM) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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furb 04/27/25 9:24:03 PM #13: |
I am a pizza freak. I am pizza Totino's boy. I am taking the za. https://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro?si=IcixW3XuI4a9TIU0 --- You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. -Jane Lane ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giacomo_Hawkins 04/27/25 9:24:54 PM #14: |
Money. Even though the TC said no loopholes, I can't help but think that messing with the fabric of reality with portals will result in terrible consequences. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 04/27/25 10:49:01 PM #15: |
I think it would take exactly two days for me to get sick of the Totino's pizzas --- https://i.imgur.com/TGkNCva.gif https://i.imgur.com/8mWCvA4.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GGuirao13 04/28/25 12:35:30 AM #16: |
Money. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcastiq 04/28/25 1:13:02 AM #17: |
rexcrk posted... $10,000 can buy many pizzas.Explain how. --- You are wrong, Harold. You are not interchangeable. I failed to save Sameen. I will not fail you now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu 04/28/25 1:29:52 AM #18: |
Are the pizzas of this Totino's magically any available kind we want at the time of withdrawal? Because this is important. --- I am the Hunter of Topics. My post never fails to kill its prey. *pounces* Nyaa! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperVegitoFAN 04/28/25 2:35:54 AM #19: |
Pizza is overrated. Also where would i store them? --- https://imgur.com/a/8yiweDI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate_reaver 04/28/25 2:59:32 AM #20: |
the pizza would expire about a decade before I could stomach eating even a tenth of them --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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asdf8562 04/28/25 3:57:17 AM #21: |
I'll take the money. I'll pass on 5000 processed pizzas. I like pizza, even processed.... but not 5000 of them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rexcrk 04/28/25 5:14:16 AM #22: |
Sarcastiq posted... Explain how.Money can be exchanged for goods and services --- Your days are numbered now, Decepti-creeps ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 04/28/25 5:46:27 AM #23: |
never heard of it, its probably not even as good as dominoes ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 04/28/25 6:01:20 AM #24: |
rexcrk posted... $10,000 can buy many pizzas.Homer's Brain: $10,000 can buy many pizzas. Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services. --- If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, you're just a bad person on a leash. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfDevsman 04/28/25 8:34:33 AM #25: |
Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted... Are the pizzas of this Totino's magically any available kind we want at the time of withdrawal?Yes, actually. But it's not magic. It's because it's a black box. I haven't told you what varieties or their relative quantities are in there, so no matter what type you pull out, there's no problem. Basically, it's the opposite of the adversary argument. --- Arguing on CE be all like: https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 04/28/25 8:35:31 AM #26: |
furb posted... I am a pizza freak. I am pizza Totino's boy. I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it. --- Fix your hearts or die. When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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