Current Events > Would you rather have $10000 or 5000 Totino's pizzas?

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ReturnOfDevsman
04/27/25 6:43:15 PM
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If you choose the pizzas, you get a magical portal to an alternate universe that's kept at precisely freezer temperature and contains exactly 5000 Totino's pizzas. The portal can only be used for retrieval of pizzas. There's no way to leave it open to cool your hous or any other loopholes you were going to try to get away with. And that's the bottom line because Devsman said so.

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MrResetti
04/27/25 6:55:35 PM
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They're less than $2 at Walmart
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ReturnOfDevsman
04/27/25 6:57:35 PM
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MrResetti posted...
They're less than $2 at Walmart
But who wants to make 5000 trips to Walmart?

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darkmaian23
04/27/25 7:02:44 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
But who wants to make 5000 trips to Walmart?
Does that mean you get them all at once? If so, where are we supposed to put them?

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metralo
04/27/25 7:04:13 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Does that mean you get them all at once? If so, where are we supposed to put them?

Read the post

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WrestlinFan
04/27/25 7:19:56 PM
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Maybe 20 years ago (with the dollar amount being lowered to account for purchasing power or the amount of pizzas being increased to compensate) I'd of chosen the pizza, but they're just so bad now.....

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CobraGT
04/27/25 8:58:29 PM
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I am going to take your offer as stated because of the current situation. I have enough food for a year. Maybe longer. Next time choose a brand with more variety!

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DrizztLink
04/27/25 9:10:24 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
you get a magical portal to an alternate universe that's kept at precisely freezer temperature and contains exactly 5000 Totino's pizzas.
I step through the portal and close it behind me.

It's gotta be better than here.

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Paragon21XX
04/27/25 9:13:19 PM
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If I wanted a Totino's pizza, I'd buy a Totino's pizza. I don't want any Totino's pizzas, so just give me the money.

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rexcrk
04/27/25 9:14:03 PM
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$10,000 can buy many pizzas.

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RasterGraphic
04/27/25 9:16:30 PM
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I would take the money and walk to Dollar General and buy some Screaming Sicilian and pack of Dragon's Milk.

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CountCorvinus
04/27/25 9:22:06 PM
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RasterGraphic posted...
I would take the money and walk to Dollar General and buy some Screaming Sicilian and pack of Dragon's Milk.

Oh fuck, they sell Dragon's Milk at Dollar General? I need to check mine.

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furb
04/27/25 9:24:03 PM
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I am a pizza freak. I am pizza Totino's boy.

I am taking the za.

https://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro?si=IcixW3XuI4a9TIU0

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Giacomo_Hawkins
04/27/25 9:24:54 PM
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Money. Even though the TC said no loopholes, I can't help but think that messing with the fabric of reality with portals will result in terrible consequences.

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FL81
04/27/25 10:49:01 PM
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I think it would take exactly two days for me to get sick of the Totino's pizzas

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GGuirao13
04/28/25 12:35:30 AM
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Money.

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Sarcastiq
04/28/25 1:13:02 AM
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rexcrk posted...
$10,000 can buy many pizzas.
Explain how.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/28/25 1:29:52 AM
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Are the pizzas of this Totino's magically any available kind we want at the time of withdrawal?

Because this is important.


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SuperVegitoFAN
04/28/25 2:35:54 AM
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Pizza is overrated. Also where would i store them?

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ultimate_reaver
04/28/25 2:59:32 AM
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the pizza would expire about a decade before I could stomach eating even a tenth of them

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asdf8562
04/28/25 3:57:17 AM
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I'll take the money.

I'll pass on 5000 processed pizzas. I like pizza, even processed.... but not 5000 of them.
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rexcrk
04/28/25 5:14:16 AM
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Sarcastiq posted...
Explain how.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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Rika_Furude
04/28/25 5:46:27 AM
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never heard of it, its probably not even as good as dominoes
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008Zulu
04/28/25 6:01:20 AM
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rexcrk posted...
$10,000 can buy many pizzas.
Homer's Brain: $10,000 can buy many pizzas.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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ReturnOfDevsman
04/28/25 8:34:33 AM
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu posted...
Are the pizzas of this Totino's magically any available kind we want at the time of withdrawal?

Because this is important.
Yes, actually. But it's not magic. It's because it's a black box.

I haven't told you what varieties or their relative quantities are in there, so no matter what type you pull out, there's no problem.

Basically, it's the opposite of the adversary argument.

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Southernfatman
04/28/25 8:35:31 AM
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furb posted...
I am a pizza freak. I am pizza Totino's boy.

I am taking the za.

https://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro?si=IcixW3XuI4a9TIU0

I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle. I'll admit it.

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