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Ryven
04/16/25 4:38:10 PM
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Eh? Eh?

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bsp77
04/16/25 4:40:44 PM
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Took me about 15 seconds to separate the word out.

Never heard that one

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A_Good_Boy
04/16/25 4:41:32 PM
#3:


Badum tis

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Dungeater
04/16/25 4:46:08 PM
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i dont get it

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bsp77
04/16/25 4:46:59 PM
#5:


Dungeater posted...
i dont get it
bar tender

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Dungeater
04/16/25 4:50:49 PM
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bsp77 posted...
bar tender
i tried that, i still dont get it

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Were_Wyrm
04/16/25 4:51:57 PM
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Dungeater posted...
i tried that, i still dont get it
Is the bar tender, like a steak

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WingsOfGood
04/16/25 4:52:11 PM
#8:


termites use acid to make wood tender so this joke fails

like hard wood is what they eat
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ReturnOfDevsman
04/16/25 4:52:17 PM
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I got it, but only after I clicked the topic and discovered that was the whole joke.

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Dungeater
04/16/25 4:53:11 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Is the bar tender, like a steak
ty

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DrizztLink
04/16/25 4:53:44 PM
#11:


Were_Wyrm posted...
Is the bar tender, like a stake
ftfy

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Ryven
04/16/25 9:42:06 PM
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Bump

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DrizztLink
04/16/25 9:46:06 PM
#13:


Bart stops outside the bar and asks the same question, but much more nervously and without exposing any vital areas in the door or windows.

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bsp77
04/16/25 9:50:36 PM
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Apparently my wife learned this joke in middle school

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DrizztLink
04/16/25 9:56:26 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Or it's like a restaurant situation where the kitchen termites vomit acid into a bowl of wood chips so they'll be ready to eat by the time they get to the table.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/16/25 10:01:12 PM
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Literal second, but yes, took one. Is a tender bar and all.

Tasty.


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hyperskate65
04/16/25 10:02:41 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/97c8bf42.jpg

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/16/25 10:27:34 PM
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Oh tell off Shake's idiocy, Meatwad.


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Smiffwilm
04/16/25 11:00:43 PM
#21:


I don't get it.

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GGuirao13
04/17/25 12:43:04 AM
#24:


I've heard that one dozens of times, so I saw the punchline coming right away.

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Ryven
04/17/25 7:58:45 AM
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Last bump

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Dark_Koopatrol
04/17/25 8:13:50 AM
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I still don't get it. There's no connection between termite, bar, and tender.
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bsp77
04/17/25 8:19:49 AM
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Dark_Koopatrol posted...
I still don't get it. There's no connection between termite, bar, and tender.
Seriously? It has been explained even

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