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UnfairRepresent
02/17/25 4:18:12 PM
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A monkey has been blamed for causing a nationwide blackout in Sri Lanka.

The island nation's 22 million residents were mostly left without power during the outage, which began around 11am local time (5.30am GMT) on Sunday.

The country's energy minister, Kumara Jayakody, told reporters that the blackout was caused when a monkey came into contact with a grid transformer near the island's executive and judicial capital, Colombo.

"A monkey has come in contact with our grid transformer, causing an imbalance in the system," Mr Jayakody said following the blackout.

"Engineers are attending to it to try and restore the service as soon as possible," he added.

Power was returned to some areas within hours, but many households were without electricity until late on Sunday.

Sri Lanka has suffered issues with its electrical system before. In 2022 it experienced widespread blackouts and electricity rationing during an economic crisis.

"Only in Sri Lanka can a group of monkeys fighting inside a power station cause an islandwide power outage," Jamila Husain, editor-in-chief of local newspaper the Daily Mirror, wrote on X.

The paper said engineers had been warning consecutive governments to upgrade the system or face frequent blackouts "for years".

"The national power grid is in such a weakened state that frequent islandwide power outages may be expected if there is a disturbance even in one of our lines," a source told the outlet.

Full Article: https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607

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Good thing America would never let an idiotic monkey fuck up the entire country

That would be ridiculous.

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ReturnOfDevsman
02/17/25 4:20:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The island nation's 22 million residents
Wow, I had no idea there were that many people in Sri Lanka.

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Trumpo
02/17/25 4:21:40 PM
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RIP monke

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Mearcstapa
02/17/25 4:25:47 PM
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stupid goddamn monkey

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divot1338
02/17/25 4:38:23 PM
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https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo?si=fDGo0OYf_S_vhMjN

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The_Popo
02/17/25 4:39:28 PM
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https://youtu.be/ZiTXUMmcxFA

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Jiek_Fafn
02/17/25 4:40:50 PM
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Is the monkey okay?

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Sephirothe
02/17/25 4:52:24 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"A monkey has come in contact with our grid transformer, causing an imbalance in the system," Mr Jayakody said following the blackout.

Sounds like one crispy monkey

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GeminiDeus
02/17/25 4:55:26 PM
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This is the most bizarre publicity stunt for an upcoming movie in quite some time.

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Nukazie
02/17/25 5:01:34 PM
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damn monkey

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Paragon21XX
02/17/25 5:02:44 PM
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Am I seeing the correct picture here? TC is posting a picture of black man playing cricket and a white man in a pose that looks like one from JJBA? What does this have to do with a monkey causing a massive power outage?

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Mearcstapa
02/17/25 5:43:21 PM
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divot1338
02/17/25 6:37:39 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Am I seeing the correct picture here? TC is posting a picture of black man playing cricket and a white man in a pose that looks like one from JJBA? What does this have to do with a monkey causing a massive power outage?
Weirdly I was grabbing some food at Whataburger at 1:30 in the morning and a bunch of guys were also playing cricket in the Hobby Lobby parking lot next door.

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DoesntMatter
02/17/25 6:39:19 PM
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if a single monkey can take out your nation's entire power grid, my brothers in christ, it is time to upgrade your power grid

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haloiscoolisbak
02/17/25 9:51:24 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Am I seeing the correct picture here? TC is posting a picture of black man playing cricket and a white man in a pose that looks like one from JJBA? What does this have to do with a monkey causing a massive power outage?

It's an Australian and Sri Lankan from their recent cricket match

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Shotgunnova
02/17/25 9:52:55 PM
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divot1338 posted...
https://youtu.be/CnVf1ZoCJSo?si=fDGo0OYf_S_vhMjN
This should've been post #2.

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