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Trumble
08/25/24 5:55:59 PM
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The money is untaxed USD, cash in hand, converted to your local currency. It's handed to you in a MAGA hat.

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rick_alverado
08/25/24 5:56:53 PM
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Take the money, and throw the hat in the garbage.
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Bugmeat
08/25/24 5:57:11 PM
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I'll keep the money and toss the hat.


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a-c-a-b
08/25/24 5:57:51 PM
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Sure. I'll take a $100 to throw a hat into a fire pit.

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Kitt
08/25/24 5:58:08 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
Take the money, and throw the hat in the garbage.


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StarFighters76
08/25/24 5:58:20 PM
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Understandable to trash the hat. But I'm betting more money could be made by selling the hat on Ebay or something :)

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DrizztLink
08/25/24 5:59:45 PM
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StarFighters76 posted...
Understandable to trash the hat. But I'm betting more money could be made by selling the hat on Ebay or something :)
I very very very much do not want to have any dealings with a person who would buy a Trump hat on eBay.

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Trumble
08/25/24 6:00:06 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I very very very much do not want to have any dealings with a person who would buy a Trump hat on eBay.
What if they just want to burn it?

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StarFighters76
08/25/24 6:01:01 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I very very very much do not want to have any dealings with a person who would buy a Trump hat on eBay.

Point taken.


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Bugmeat
08/25/24 6:02:04 PM
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StarFighters76 posted...
Understandable to trash the hat. But I'm betting more money could be made by selling the hat on Ebay or something :)

Really? Why? Even an "official" hat.from the trump store is inly $50. I don't see why this one from the scenario would be worth more.


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Cheetaluv
08/25/24 6:02:16 PM
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Have the hat bid on Ebay and say Trump wore it.

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TMOG
08/25/24 6:04:02 PM
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If I don't have to keep or wear the hat, I don't see any reason to turn down a free hundred bucks.
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Trumble
08/25/24 6:04:59 PM
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TMOG posted...
If I don't have to keep or wear the hat, I don't see any reason to turn down a free hundred bucks.
You don't have to keep it, but you have to at least be in posession of it for a few seconds to get the money out. And if you just drop it on the ground right after that, you're not just littering, but also spreading Trump propaganda (albeit absent-mindedly).

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
08/25/24 6:05:02 PM
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Keep the hat and burn the money

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a-c-a-b
08/25/24 6:05:27 PM
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Trumble posted...
What if they just want to burn it?
Normal, rational thinking people don't spend their own money on something just to destroy it.

That's a right wing thing.

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Trumble
08/25/24 6:08:22 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Normal, rational thinking people don't spend their own money on something just to destroy it.

That's a right wing thing.
Might be an art project or something.

Or maybe they're bored and rich and just want to troll right-wingers.

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Azn_Psycho
08/25/24 6:09:01 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Sure. I'll take a $100 to throw a hat into a fire pit.


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joaquintall
08/25/24 6:10:54 PM
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StarFighters76 posted...
Understandable to trash the hat. But I'm betting more money could be made by selling the hat on Ebay or something :)

That something would be grifting MAGA losers out of whatever money they have left. At worst you could film yourself being the dumbest assclown possible (while wearing the hat) and post it on youtube.
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Kisai
08/25/24 6:11:14 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Really? Why? Even an "official" hat.from the trump store is inly $50. I don't see why this one from the scenario would be worth more.
He's not saying to take just the hat, he's saying to take the $100, and then sell the hat on eBay.

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K181
08/25/24 6:11:18 PM
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A hundred bucks to throw away a hat? Sure.

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Evening_Dragon
08/25/24 6:17:59 PM
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I can use the hat to infiltrate extra red areas, or troll

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/25/24 6:23:43 PM
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I take it and give the hat away.

I don't live in a swing state, so it hardly matters if a couple of people see it and decide to vote for Trump.

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SpawnShadow
08/25/24 6:24:03 PM
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I'm not taking that money unless I'm allowed to take only the cash and immediately light the hat on fire while it's still in the other person's hand.

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Bugmeat
08/25/24 6:30:16 PM
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Kisai posted...
He's not saying to take just the hat, he's saying to take the $100, and then sell the hat on eBay.

Yes. That was pretty clear. But their suggestion to sell it on Ebay makes it seem (to me) that they feel the hat has significant value. So I asked them for clarification. To see if they thought it had actual value or if they knew it had little value but felt it was still worth the effort for such a small amount. I think you'd be lucky to get $10 for it and that doesn't seem to be worth the effort to sell it. No more effort than saying "Hey, do you want to buy this hat?" to the first few people I see.


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Azn_Psycho
08/25/24 6:34:43 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Yes. That was pretty clear. But their suggestion to sell it on Ebay makes it seem (to me) that they feel the hat has significant value. So I asked them for clarification. To see if they thought it had actual value or if they knew it had little value but felt it was still worth the effort for such a small amount. I think you'd be lucky to get $10 for it and that doesn't seem to be worth the effort to sell it. No more effort than saying "Hey, do you want to buy this hat?" to the first few people I see.

There is value in selling it on Ebay. It's another $50 that won't go into Dumbfuck's pocket

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RasterGraphic
08/25/24 6:37:40 PM
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I'll take the money and burn the hat on camera for warmth and to send a message.

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MyMainAccount
08/25/24 6:39:29 PM
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I'll take the money and forge Trump'a signature, then sell it on ebay to some sucker as a "signed hat". The loophole will be me not specifying who actually signed it.

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Kisai
08/25/24 6:58:22 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
But their suggestion to sell it on Ebay makes it seem (to me) that they feel the hat has significant value.
Doesn't have to be significant value. Even if you can't sell it for $50, I'd rather get an extra $40 from it at least.

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Enclave
08/25/24 6:58:53 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
Take the money, and throw the hat in the garbage.


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ShadowMan033
08/25/24 6:59:37 PM
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I mean yeah. The hat will be garbage

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luigi33
08/25/24 7:00:22 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
Take the money, and throw the hat in the garbage.


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Diceheist
08/25/24 7:05:55 PM
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Even if I was completely apolitical and didn't care I couldn't wear the hat because I live in a blue state urban area, like it's just useless. >_>
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Solar_Crimson
08/25/24 7:08:11 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Sure. I'll take a $100 to throw a hat into a fire pit.


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ItsNotA2Mer
08/25/24 7:11:39 PM
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*Takes the $ out of the hat*
*Takes a giant steaming shit*
*Wipes ass with hat*
*Burns hat*

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a-c-a-b
08/25/24 7:14:23 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
*Takes the $ out of the hat*
*Takes a giant steaming shit*
*Wipes ass with hat*
*Burns hat*
Why would you do that to your butthole?

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Deegs
08/25/24 7:18:22 PM
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Take it, I'd never wear the hat but free money is free money.

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Mussurana
08/25/24 7:27:57 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
*Takes the $ out of the hat*
*Takes a giant steaming shit*
*Wipes ass with hat*
*Burns hat*

You missed an opportunity to take the shit in the hat.

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ItsNotA2Mer
08/25/24 8:00:53 PM
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Mussurana posted...
You missed an opportunity to take the shit in the hat.

But then what would I wipe my ass with? Unless there's a MAGA t-shirt involved as well.

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SauI_Goodman
08/25/24 8:01:57 PM
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I'll take the hundred. Doesn't mean I have to keep the hat.

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Trumble
08/25/24 9:02:19 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
But then what would I wipe my ass with? Unless there's a MAGA t-shirt involved as well.
You could use one of the dollars.

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ReturnOfDevsman
08/25/24 9:03:19 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
But then what would I wipe my ass with? Unless there's a MAGA t-shirt involved as well.
The outside of the hat.

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Trevorkkho
08/25/24 9:18:11 PM
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take both and sell?

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bigtiggie23
08/25/24 9:32:52 PM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
*Takes the $ out of the hat*
*Takes a giant steaming shit*
*Wipes ass with hat*
*Burns hat*
This but instead of burning it I would leave it laying around out somewhere. Someone in my area would pick it up and start wearing it.

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Sayoria
08/25/24 9:53:27 PM
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rick_alverado posted...
Take the money, and throw the hat in the garbage.

That's so stupid.

The winter is coming and someone's fireplace could use a little extra kindling. Put it to use!

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SaikyoStyle
08/25/24 9:57:17 PM
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Take the money, piss on the hat.

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Kami_no_Kami
08/25/24 10:00:45 PM
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Money and a piece of effigy? What a deal!
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ToiletDuck64
08/25/24 10:10:38 PM
#49:


take the money, and then not wear the hat

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