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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:03:51 AM
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guy getting the seinfeld final episode treatment my god. does he not deserve better
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Mistere_Man
07/14/24 1:07:52 AM
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What?

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StealThisSheen
07/14/24 1:08:12 AM
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...What a weird topic.

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Baron_Ox
07/14/24 1:09:23 AM
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saying someone should have died on a different day so that their death would have received more attention I'd definitely a...take

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mercurydude
07/14/24 1:09:39 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
What?

He's saying Richard's death got overshadowed by the assassination attempt.

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SirRobX
07/14/24 1:10:46 AM
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That wouldve been on his birthday

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Irony
07/14/24 1:11:32 AM
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TC literally suggesting he die on his birthday

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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:12:19 AM
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Oh shit, that was Simmons' birthday?

Let me close this and re-tool this obvious 1AM shitpost thread into something else*
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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:12:30 AM
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*I won't be doing this.
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Mistere_Man
07/14/24 1:12:41 AM
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mercurydude posted...
He's saying Richard's death got overshadowed by the assassination attempt.
Wait he died! Oh crap! That sucks!

I apologize I read the topic title wrong.

RIP.

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VideoboysaysCube
07/14/24 1:12:46 AM
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Looks like he got the Farrah Fawcett treatment.

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Arcanine2009
07/14/24 1:16:19 AM
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oh shit he actually died? RIP

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UnholyMudcrab
07/14/24 1:17:03 AM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Wait he died! Of crap! That sucks!
No, I don't think he died of crap.

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Irony
07/14/24 1:17:22 AM
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Elvis died of crap

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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:17:43 AM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
Looks like he got the Farrah Fawcett treatment.


Dang, I forgot about this one.
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Mistere_Man
07/14/24 1:18:02 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
No, I don't think he died of crap.

Oops, lol sorry about that, I meant oh crap obviously.

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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:20:37 AM
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Wait a minute. You mean to tell me dr ruth westheimer got the Richard Simmons treatment who got the "something happened to a guy far more important than you ever were" treatment

and whats worse, if a sex doctor lives to be 96 and a 'health nut' lives to 76, I think Richard may have been lying to us all this time. What was he doing away from the cameras?
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Irony
07/14/24 1:21:38 AM
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Being a health nut doesn't guarantee you live to be 100

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argonautweakend
07/14/24 1:21:59 AM
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Well, no, that's what being a sex doctor is for.
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