Current Events > Man decides to attend his Zoom court case while driving

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op really buried the lead, this other guy should've kept his topic up

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80779077

having the actual joke in the title is 1000x better than... making us sift through the topic? watch a god damn video?

op are u an ad bot

Alright, guys, what's the Mt. Rushmore of funny court zoom calls? This guy, the cat guy. and Buttfucker 3000 are an easy three, but who's the fourth?

ok, what is story of the cat guy and the butt screwer3000. You got me curious

Cat one is an old lawyer having a cat face filter on from his kids using it and not knowing how to turn it off and assuring the judge that he was in fact, not a cat, and pretty much just being like "yo I'll do this as a cat, I don't know how to get this shit off!" lol

I have no idea on the butt fucker one though, curious about that as well.

I was a public defender for six years. This is one of the many reasons I am not a PD any more. The job sucks. Your clients are always doing incredibly stupid shit, no matter what you tell them. And you have to stand there looking like an idiot.

I am not going to get into stories-I dont talk about cases I did even in vague terms because I am paranoid that way. But I can tell you that I had clients show up for court doing stuff even dumber than this. Not just once or twice either.

I was a public defender for six years. This is one of the many reasons I am not a PD any more. The job sucks. Your clients are always doing incredibly stupid shit, no matter what you tell them. And you have to stand there looking like an idiot.

I am not going to get into stories-I dont talk about cases I did even in vague terms because I am paranoid that way. But I can tell you that I had clients show up for court doing stuff even dumber than this. Not just once or twice either.

What can be dumber than attending a court hearing about a crime, and then committing the crime you are in court for during the court hearing :/

Here's the "Buttfucker 3000" video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ErKTq_B1I

I would be unable to keep my composure if I were that judge. Props. Ive seen stupid, but this is insane.

Confessing to a crime you haven't been charged with.

lol the drunk driver in here is pretty funny.

What can be dumber than attending a court hearing about a crime, and then committing the crime you are in court for during the court hearing :/

*slides you a $20*

Thanks for not ratting!

wait, his license was suspended because of unpaid child support? im failing to see the correlation between the two. even if he didnt pay child support, how does that mean hes unsafe to be on the road?

"You aren't paying child support, so we're suspending your license"

"I can't get to work to pay my child support if you suspend my license"

"LMAO, got 'em"

Looks like his license wasn't supposed to be suspended after all:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/

What Simpson and no one in the courtroom apparently knew was that another judge had rescinded Harris' license suspension in January 2022, according to Saginaw County court records obtained by USA TODAY on Monday.

Harris spent two days in jail after the hearing, abiding by Simpson's order and turning himself in. Although Harris did the time, he told WXYZ-TV that the license suspension was "supposed to have been lifted two years ago, but they didn't."
"It's very embarrassing," Harris said about the whole situation.
Khyla Craine, deputy legal director for the Michigan Secretary of State, told the station that the process to get a driver's license reinstated "can be complicated."
"Sometimes it is simple as we at the Secretary of State's office did not get a clearance from the court that everything was done, but something happened in the wires, and we needed to talk to the court to get the clearance and clean it up for the resident," Craine said.

It can't be suspended if he never had it to begin with.