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Trumble
05/23/24 5:35:11 AM
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They sit down and the barkeeper comes over. The priest goes first. He says "yeah, I'm not meant to drink but I've had a shit day. Give me a beer." The bishop goes "me too, I'll have a beer as well." The rabbit pauses for a second and says "Uh... Line? I don't know what I'm meant to say, I shouldn't even be here... Stupid autocorrect."

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Shotgunnova
05/23/24 5:36:41 AM
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"Anything with hops is fine," said the rabbit burgessly.

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Verdekal
05/23/24 5:37:48 AM
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Was he bar hopping?

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Phantom36
05/23/24 5:43:32 AM
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A priest, a bishop and a rabbit go to donate blood. They receptionist at the clinic asks them their blood types, and the rabbit says, "I'm a type O"

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FolkenRawr
05/23/24 5:51:41 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
A priest, a bishop and a rabbit go to donate blood. They receptionist at the clinic asks them their blood types, and the rabbit says, "I'm a type O"

I don't get it

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blistr
05/23/24 5:54:35 AM
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Phantom36 posted...
A priest, a bishop and a rabbit go to donate blood. They receptionist at the clinic asks them their blood types, and the rabbit says, "I'm a type O"

Lol. I like that one.

FolkenRawr posted...
I don't get it

Read it out loud.

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FolkenRawr
05/23/24 5:56:23 AM
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blistr posted...
Lol. I like that one.

Read it out loud.

God bless it.

I read, half rolled my eyes and outloud said 'I'm a ty'

Dammit

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