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05/16/24 11:03:16 PM
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Fable
05/17/24 12:16:25 AM
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She felt so bad because it was a gift I gave her for a birthday or something. Naturally I had to secretly order an exact replacement.

How should i give it to her?

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bnui_ransder
05/17/24 12:17:01 AM
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You just put it in the cupboard where the old one was stored and say nothing

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sabin017
05/17/24 12:24:57 AM
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just casually use it and deny that it ever broke

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Fable
05/17/24 12:33:25 AM
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sabin017 posted...
just casually use it and deny that it ever broke

Was considering this but just giving her a cup of coffee with it.

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SomeLikeItHoth
05/17/24 12:43:15 AM
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Wait until her birthday or Christmas and surprise her with it as a gift.

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Rotterdammerung
05/17/24 12:43:36 AM
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Fable posted...
Was considering this but just giving her a cup of coffee with it.
Absolutely this

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Baphometa
05/17/24 12:47:44 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFsQprx5pQM

Fable posted...
How should i give it to her?
>_>

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Bishop9800
05/17/24 12:59:12 AM
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bnui_ransder posted...
You just put it in the cupboard where the old one was stored and say nothing


I like this idea

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yunalenne10
05/17/24 1:01:56 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Wait until her birthday or Christmas and surprise her with it as a gift.

My vote. I like to be extravagant and dramatic with the one I love.
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Turducken
05/17/24 1:02:10 AM
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Get a load of dishes ready, slip it into that, ask her to help you with them--she wash, you dry, whatever--and tada.

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Dakimakura
05/17/24 1:03:21 AM
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._.

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pedro45
05/17/24 1:08:31 AM
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ToteAll posted...
Throw it at her.


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Kamil
05/17/24 1:29:21 AM
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What sucks is when you hand wash a mug and the design just fades over time! I say. Well so they say. Learn pottery and make her a new mug though. That's a man's way to get your hands into the clay. Heh.

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