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wackyteen
05/14/24 11:46:25 AM
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Death approaches you and asks you to pick the manner of your death. You do not get to pick the day/month/year, just the manner (ie disease, car crash, war, famine). You can get somewhat specific or vague (ie I want to die fighting for my rights) and leave it up to Death on what qualifies but not specific enough to weave a tale of impossibilities.

In this scenario you will not be able to live past the age of 122 years, 165 days so no loopholes to supernaturally extend your life.

Could you pick the manner in which you want to die?

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Baron_Ox
05/14/24 11:49:02 AM
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I'd be like, "old, painlessly, in my bed, during my 3000th threesome (with partners of my choice, who also consent, of course), and high out of my mind"

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hmnut7
05/14/24 11:51:09 AM
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Old, painless and in my sleep.

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Pikachuchupika
05/14/24 11:59:35 AM
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Death by snu snu
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Sufferedphoenix
05/14/24 12:01:31 PM
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Yeah I'd pick painless. Both physically and mentally. Rather it be in me sleep or a head shot

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GranTurismo
05/14/24 12:01:34 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Death by snu snu
oh good one. You make strange topics tc
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Westernwolf4
05/14/24 12:03:24 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
Death by snu snu

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!!!!


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SpawnShadow
05/14/24 12:13:05 PM
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Does ship-of-Theseus-ing my pure human mind into a full AI by way of gradually, cybernetically augmenting my brain and then dumping whatever meat is left count as "dying" enough for the Reaper's purposes? Because if so, I want that.
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wackyteen
05/14/24 12:17:29 PM
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SpawnShadow posted...
Does ship-of-Theseus-ing my pure human mind into a full AI by way of gradually, cybernetically augmenting my brain and then dumping whatever meat is left count as "dying" enough for the Reaper's purposes? Because if so, I want that.
If you can manage that before your consciousness turns 122 years, 165 days old, death may grant you a mercy

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bigblu89
05/14/24 12:26:10 PM
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hmnut7 posted...
Old, painless and in my sleep.

Pretty much this.

Let me just go to sleep one night when I'm in my 80's and just not wake up.

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Gainerama
05/14/24 12:30:04 PM
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Absolutely, old age alone and a virgin
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Robot2600
05/14/24 12:53:39 PM
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in the business of living forever

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