Current Events > I'm in the middle of nowhere, in the woods. How tf am I getting 5G?

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wackyteen
05/11/24 2:47:19 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4d940826.jpg

I'm in the middle of training area where there is no cell towers for my service for many miles.

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DrizztLink
05/11/24 2:51:49 PM
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There are five guava trees somewhere in your vicinity.

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thronedfire2
05/11/24 2:56:42 PM
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did you get the covid vaccine?

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Hambo
05/11/24 2:58:06 PM
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Are there birds around? I hear the latest models also serve as towers to help the government keep tabs on you in more remote environments.

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LordFarquad1312
05/11/24 3:00:03 PM
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Dat covid vaccine working as intended.

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wackyteen
05/11/24 3:03:15 PM
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They put the 5g chips in the Covid Vax so they can track us, duh

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hyperpowder
05/11/24 3:07:54 PM
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There was a theory that the vaccine had like 5g chips or some weird shit like that

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divot1338
05/11/24 3:10:50 PM
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wackyteen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4d940826.jpg

I'm in the middle of training area where there is no cell towers for my service for many miles.
Clearly theres one somewhere.

Walk in a line one direction until it goes out. Then you know which way it is.

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wackyteen
05/11/24 3:23:21 PM
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divot1338 posted...
Clearly theres one somewhere.

Walk in a line one direction until it goes out. Then you know which way it is.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9841b860.jpg

Haven't moved. Swapped to 4G LTE

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divot1338
05/11/24 3:34:00 PM
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wackyteen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9841b860.jpg

Haven't moved. Swapped to 4G LTE
Its getting away. After it!

Real answer though. Atmospheric conditions.

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Zikten
05/11/24 3:56:22 PM
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Elon Musk wants to surround Earth in wifi satellites so that no spot will be without internet. It's the only thing of his I approve of
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divot1338
05/11/24 3:57:42 PM
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Zikten posted...
Elon Musk wants to surround Earth in wifi satellites so that no spot will be without internet.
Except areas of Ukraine not yet under Russian control.

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Robot2600
05/11/24 3:58:37 PM
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5g towers can reach like 3 miles.
4g towers can reach 4 miles.

even in the "middle of nowhere" there is still a tower somewhere.

if the tower is on a mountain or large hill or skyscraper it can probably go even further.

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