Current Events > You go to work tomorrow and they say 'Hey, come meet the new safety inspector'

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UnfairRepresent 05/11/24 8:27:18 AM #1:	And you see THIS: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f07c7c28.jpg "Meet our new health and safey inspector Mr Homer Thompson. His family just moved into town." How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980343961] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>And you see THIS:https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f07c7c28.jpg"Meet our new health and safey inspector Mr Homer Thompson. His family just moved into town."How do you react?What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 05/11/24 8:28:58 AM #2:	Do you live somehwere that doesnt have fat people? --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:980343980] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Do you live somehwere that doesnt have fat people? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 05/11/24 8:30:29 AM #3:	I stomp on his foot repeatedly and say, "Hello, Mr Thompson." --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:980343989] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>I stomp on his foot repeatedly and say, "Hello, Mr Thompson." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FolkenRawr 05/11/24 8:30:54 AM #4:	boomgetchopped3 posted... Do you live somehwere that doesnt have fat people? I think it's supposed to be Homer --- Cookin like a chef, I'm a 5 Star Michelin <cite>FolkenRawr posted [p:980343992] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>Do you live somehwere that doesnt have fat people?</quote>I think it's supposed to be Homer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 05/11/24 8:31:29 AM #5:	FolkenRawr posted... I think it's supposed to be Homer well fuck me. That went over my head --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:980343999] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>FolkenRawr posted... </cite><quote>I think it's supposed to be Homer</quote>well fuck me. That went over my head </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 05/11/24 8:32:09 AM #6:	shakes hand You have probably already heard every joke, so lets skip that. Welcome to the company, Mr. Thompson. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:980344006] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>shakes handYou have probably already heard every joke, so lets skip that. Welcome to the company, Mr. Thompson. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 05/11/24 8:32:52 AM #7:	i say "hi" --- we're all on a ship. we know where it's bound death comes calling. you won't hear a sound <cite>toreysback posted [p:980344015] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>i say "hi" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiterun_Guard_ 05/11/24 8:33:12 AM #8:	He looks fun. --- No lollygaggin'. <cite>Whiterun_Guard_ posted [p:980344016] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>He looks fun. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/11/24 3:53:50 PM #9:	Hi Homer, good to meet you. Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector, but don't worry. We've got good life insurance here. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980348675] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Hi Homer, good to meet you. Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector, but don't worry. We've got good life insurance here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 05/11/24 3:56:13 PM #10:	I welcome him to Sector 7-G and ask him if he wants to get a beer with us after work at Moes. --- Moustache twirling villain https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:980348702] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>I welcome him to Sector 7-G and ask him if he wants to get a beer with us after work at Moes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
toreysback 05/11/24 3:56:33 PM #11:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector is that what became of tv's frank? --- we're all on a ship. we know where it's bound death comes calling. you won't hear a sound <cite>toreysback posted [p:980348711] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector</quote>is that what became of tv's frank? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkbuster 05/11/24 4:04:59 PM #12:	Me, Lenny, & Carl always hit up Moe's Southwest Grill, after work; care to join? --- Remember kids, it's only an RPG until someone gets hit with a meteor; Then it's a JRPG! SSBB: 3869 0521 7142 <cite>darkbuster posted [p:980348815] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Me, Lenny, & Carl always hit up Moe's Southwest Grill, after work; care to join? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 05/11/24 4:11:17 PM #13:	I tell my boss, Hank that I don't think the new employee is going to work out --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:980348889] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>I tell my boss, Hank that I don't think the new employee is going to work out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/11/24 4:11:39 PM #14:	toreysback posted... is that what became of tv's frank? TV? This is clearly real life. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980348897] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>toreysback posted... </cite><quote>is that what became of tv's frank?</quote>TV? This is clearly real life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/11/24 9:26:27 PM #15:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Hi Homer, good to meet you. Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector, but don't worry. We've got good life insurance here. Do you have a dental plan? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980353304] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Hi Homer, good to meet you. Shame about Frank, the last safety inspector, but don't worry. We've got good life insurance here.</quote>Do you have a dental plan? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 05/11/24 10:40:45 PM #16:	UnfairRepresent posted... Do you have a dental plan? MetLife --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:980354213] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>Do you have a dental plan?</quote>MetLife </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Serious_Cat 05/13/24 4:50:09 PM #17:	Looks a little like the old safety guy at my job. --- I are Serious Cat This is serious thread <cite>Serious_Cat posted [p:980378116] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Looks a little like the old safety guy at my job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/14/24 2:49:58 PM #18:	Serious_Cat posted... Looks a little like the old safety guy at my job. Adds up that he went back home after a while --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980392363] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Serious_Cat posted... </cite><quote>Looks a little like the old safety guy at my job.</quote>Adds up that he went back home after a while </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 05/15/24 1:22:20 PM #19:	This guy will see his job still exists and then suddenly it will be 2020 forever --- updated 5/22/2023 https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:980406043] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>This guy will see his job still exists and then suddenly it will be 2020 forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/18/24 4:55:06 AM #20:	MedeaLysistrata posted... This guy will see his job still exists and then suddenly it will be 2020 forever wat --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980447080] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>MedeaLysistrata posted... </cite><quote>This guy will see his job still exists and then suddenly it will be 2020 forever</quote>wat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Whiterun_Guard_ 05/19/24 4:14:35 AM #21:	UnfairRepresent posted... wat first medea post? --- No lollygaggin'. <cite>Whiterun_Guard_ posted [p:980459913] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>wat</quote>first medea post? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K-driver 05/19/24 4:37:57 AM #22:	Thompson, eh? --- LURKING HARD! or hardly lurking, see? <cite>K-driver posted [p:980460017] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Thompson, eh? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/19/24 6:20:11 AM #23:	Is it early seasons Homer? Cause Homer used to be a dedicated and competent safety advisor and inspector. They just sort of forgot about that later on. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980460483] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Is it early seasons Homer? Cause Homer used to be a dedicated and competent safety advisor and inspector. They just sort of forgot about that later on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DKBananaSlamma 05/19/24 6:28:50 AM #24:	Go on an unhinged rant where I say I'm Homer Thompson and do increasingly reckless things --- RIP Hornyposting on CE >_> 1999-2024 <cite>DKBananaSlamma posted [p:980460534] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Go on an unhinged rant where I say I'm Homer Thompson and do increasingly reckless things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/19/24 8:01:03 AM #25:	evilpresident posted... Is it early seasons Homer? Cause Homer used to be a dedicated and competent safety advisor and inspector. They just sort of forgot about that later on. For like 1 episode --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980460947] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>evilpresident posted... </cite><quote>Is it early seasons Homer? Cause Homer used to be a dedicated and competent safety advisor and inspector. They just sort of forgot about that later on.</quote>For like 1 episode </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sufferedphoenix 05/19/24 8:14:52 AM #26:	I'm not worried I'm on the up and up with all I'm capable of doing to meet standard ls and he looks like he wouldn't be that strict anyways. Also I work for the government. They get away with a lot. Heard rumors from people with a lot of time in the job say they bribe the safety inspectors. And that seems to track cause at my last job there is no fucking way we got 100% on the safety inspection but we did. Even won best facility in the region that year. So yeah I'd greet him like I'd greet anyone else and just treat him like anyone else. I would however probably pull him to the side and discuss concerns I have that's really nobodies fault just things that are in disrepair due to the age of the building. --- I put my heart and soul into my work and I fear I have lost my mind in the process <cite>Sufferedphoenix posted [p:980461016] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>I'm not worried I'm on the up and up with all I'm capable of doing to meet standard ls and he looks like he wouldn't be that strict anyways. Also I work for the government. They get away with a lot. Heard rumors from people with a lot of time in the job say they bribe the safety inspectors. And that seems to track cause at my last job there is no fucking way we got 100% on the safety inspection but we did. Even won best facility in the region that year. So yeah I'd greet him like I'd greet anyone else and just treat him like anyone else. I would however probably pull him to the side and discuss concerns I have that's really nobodies fault just things that are in disrepair due to the age of the building. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SHRlKE 05/19/24 8:17:31 AM #27:	No homer posting. --- Come join us at the Sudoku + Other Pencil Puzzles Community Board. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1572-sudoku-plus-other-pencil-puzzles <cite>SHRlKE posted [p:980461033] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>No homer posting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 05/19/24 8:20:42 AM #28:	"Welcome to the United States Postal Service. I know you'll fit right in here..." --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:980461042] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>"Welcome to the United States Postal Service. I know you'll fit right in here..." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Persona 05/19/24 8:20:51 AM #29:	"d'oh" --- https://youtu.be/gUQG8CL2rfY?si=A48USYKJylqaAvkR <cite>Persona posted [p:980461043] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>"d'oh" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goldenguy 05/19/24 9:09:12 AM #30:	Literally have one like that but heavier. He's probably about 6'3 and close to 400lbs. Guy can cite exact OSHA codes. --- Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance, prejudice, and fear walk hand in hand. <cite>Goldenguy posted [p:980461347] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>Literally have one like that but heavier. He's probably about 6'3 and close to 400lbs. Guy can cite exact OSHA codes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaikyoStyle 05/19/24 9:10:28 AM #31:	SHRlKE posted... No homer posting. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3bd11f8e.jpg --- Taxes, death, and trouble. Brunt/Gaila 2024. Make Ferenginar Great Again! <cite>SaikyoStyle posted [p:980461356] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>SHRlKE posted... </cite><quote>No homer posting.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3bd11f8e.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westernwolf4 05/19/24 10:18:17 AM #32:	I assure him that I am from the land of chocolate. Then watch as he stares into space for 15 minutes. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. <cite>Westernwolf4 posted [p:980461867] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>I assure him that I am from the land of chocolate. Then watch as he stares into space for 15 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evilpresident 05/19/24 2:03:50 PM #33:	UnfairRepresent posted... For like 1 episode Yeah... I wish they kept him competent at it. Like, stupid at everything but good at keeping others safe. --- Nothing to report here <cite>evilpresident posted [p:980464398] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>For like 1 episode</quote>Yeah... I wish they kept him competent at it. Like, stupid at everything but good at keeping others safe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 05/20/24 8:15:59 AM #34:	SHRlKE posted... No homer posting. Would posting Ned Flanders count as horny posting? Simpsons goes out of its way on several occasions to point out how attractive he is --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:980473883] in You go to ... [t:80766937]...</cite> <quote>SHRlKE posted... </cite><quote>No homer posting.</quote>Would posting Ned Flanders count as horny posting?Simpsons goes out of its way on several occasions to point out how attractive he is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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