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Master_Kazuya
05/10/24 9:29:46 AM
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Too much weakens or kills him, but there's no way he doesn't do just the right amount to have it feel interesting

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GeminiDeus
05/10/24 9:30:49 AM
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Why is there so much Kryptonite on Earth, anyway? It's all over the place! How close was Krypton to Earth?!

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R1masher
05/10/24 9:31:51 AM
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Probably as a lubricant I would surmise

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Tyranthraxus
05/10/24 9:34:40 AM
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GeminiDeus posted...
Why is there so much Kryptonite on Earth, anyway? It's all over the place! How close was Krypton to Earth?!

  1. It's pretty rare, the villains go out of their way to gather it.
  2. A bunch of it was delivered to Earth by people like Darkseid.
  3. It can be synthesized though it takes a lot of energy.
  4. You only need a small amount to do anything so if you have a big chunk of kryptonite you can break it now you have two chunks of kryptonite. Kryptonite win every time.

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Rotterdammerung
05/10/24 9:38:31 AM
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R1masher posted...
Probably as a lubricant I would surmise
Kryptonite butt plug, prolly.

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Starks
05/10/24 9:52:22 AM
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Superman is actually Snowflame

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Garioshi
05/10/24 9:53:24 AM
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Ultraman, the evil Earth-3 Superman, does just staraight snort it to get his powers.

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McMarbles
05/10/24 10:03:10 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Ultraman, the evil Earth-3 Superman, does just staraight snort it to get his powers.
And Johnny Quick, the evil Earth-3 Flash, used to snort the ground-up speed force-infused bones of his predecessor.

Earth-3 is like cocaine world.

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Master_Kazuya
05/10/24 11:36:08 AM
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McMarbles posted...


Earth-3 is like cocaine world.

How do I get there

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Touch
05/10/24 11:40:33 AM
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I was gonna post a genuinely curious question but I realized it might constitute as a hornypost

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Vicious_Dios
05/10/24 11:48:38 AM
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R1masher posted...
Probably as a lubricant I would surmise

Lmao

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