Current Events > CE Confessionary - Endgame

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We are not alone during hard times. God is with us

I just read every confession!

I love to bump topics. I am sir bumpy.

Tulin is the best partner in TOTK!

What exactly is a harpie?

One time I was playing Mario Kart and noticed Toad was the only non villian in the top 4. Then I went "Maybe Toad is a bad guy!"

I love watching old westerns with my grandparents

I want to go to the moon to eat cheese!

You are awesome @Homeless_Waifu

Square has no clue that there were Final Fantasy games before part 7!

Dora is as dumb as Elmo

I think women from Venus are hot. Oh wait aren't all women from Venus?

My first gun and my first sword were sticks I found on the ground as a kid!

teep is a big smelly nerd and should do the exams for Harpie instead of the confessions, big smelly nerds are good at exams and bad at confession topics

I had a Animal Crossing dream last night. The weird part? I've not played a AC game since 2010.

Square has no clue that there were Final Fantasy games before part 7!

And we all know Persona started with 3!

Cheese is a type of meat
A tasty yellow beef

@Homeless_Waifu I have it on good authority that you are awesome. Would you care to comment?

And we all know Persona started with 3!

Swiper no swiping (the 500 post)

you meAN ALIENS EXIST??

My sticks were lightsabers, because I found them cooler than swords at the time

Hey, I wear deodorant and perfume ;_;

Supposedly teep has a huge hog or at least that's what I heard from all the cegals he's fucked

Happy Father's Day to all the dads!

Which user is your rockstar?

Last Christmas I stole all the Whoville's gifts!

You are amazing @Supersonic_pain

The biggest problem with Luigi's Mansion was that it was pretty easy and too short (I remember that in 2001 I was upset it was over already, though I still enjoy it), while I found Dark Moon to be too long for the type of game it was. Part 3 was the perfect length though.

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Hi, my name is A. Non Amoys

Over 30 years later and I STILL sing do the Mario when I hear the Mario song.

I want to find out if the sun wears cool shades or not!

Sometimes when I see Mortal Kombat's title I want shout it instead of just saying it!

We need a sequel or a prequel!

I'm 5'2, so i do like short chicks or medium sized ones

from all zero of them?

@Supersonic_pain I have it on good authority that you are amazing. Would you care to comment?

So, is there a mrs. Teep? ;)

You are neat @MissErika

I think Rapidash is awesome, he is my favorite fire Pokemon that isn't a starter or a legendary!

Is Spiderman strong? Listen bub, he's got radioactive blood!

You (teep) wouldn't need to wear those things if you weren't SMELLY.

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?! DAMMIT.

Hopefully Harpie will read the ones she missed

So I don't mean anything to you anymore!?

Sometimes when I see Mortal Kombat's title I want shout it instead of just saying it!

First time I heard the name Calamity Ganon I was thinking it was a western character. Seriously, with a name like that it sounds like a cowboy name!

I'm not normally one to kink shame but i find liking being called/calling others daddy weird. Do these people just want to screw their own dads and just cope with calling someone their dad

Did you know Gold and Silver were supposed to be the last Pokemon games?

@alexadorable is pretty cool

Whatever happened to whatever fashion thing was supposed to follow soft goth?

Unfortunately Among Us and Fortnite still exist.

I saw a kart race going on. I think someone shot a red shell

So Teep, have you read every confession in this topic yet?

That awkward moment when people are looking at you and all you can think is "please tell me my fly isn't down!"

A few years ago I killed someone who was attempting to carjack me and my wife. He pulled a gun and wanted to take my wife with him. I charged him and shoved him pretty hard to the ground. He hit his head on the curb and never woke up. I dont feel any remorse or guilt over it. I didnt want to hurt or kill anyone but, I will protect my family. I was not arrested as this was ruled self defense. He had a gun and was intending to use it.

Im a manager at a big box retail store. Some of my employees are really good at stocking and I bend over backwards to give them special perks. I forgive their attendance or let them take extra breaks or slack off. So long as they get the job done I feel guilty as some of them should be fired for attendance. But, they're my best stockers. I know for a fact i wont find a replacement for them. The labor pool is pretty bad.

I once played Mario is Missing.

I remember while playing the original Animal Crossing how Betty the chicken said she was scared thst she might get cavities. And I was laughing, since, well, chickens don't have teeth!

Had I not gotten myself banned by making fake accounts I probably be a sage by now

Would you eat dehydrated nipple chips?

Good afternoon GameFAQS!

I hate the look of the modern Ninja Turtles!

You rock @BasedZamasu

Friendly reminder that respecting women means respecting people you aren't attracted to (:

Hi ;)

The only Pokerap I heard was from gen 2, as it was a special feature on the 2nd film.

I feel like that's too close to cannibalism for me to be comfortable with it

Good evening, random CEperson!

The only exposure I've had to them is that new game. It seemed cool enough

@BasedZamasu I have it on good authority that you rock. Would you care to comment?

Women don't lose personhood just because they don't make your peepee hard

Howdy ;)

I had a VHS tape of some Kanto episodes with the Pokerap, but for the longest time I read it as Poketrap and thought the store had sold me a dud because I didn't get my pokemon catching device with it

I purposely broke 3 of my fingers to get out of a work event. I admit I have issues.

I remember that once I kept a NES game on pause so long the screen got indented into the TV set!

Hi, I'm your toothbrush! We makeout every day ;) -

Bullock is the best modern artist ever beaten to be the most famous man ever

Love is a trip, but fucking is a sport

imma find Harpie and go to her workplace one day and sneak into the lunchroom and just rip a huge ass fart all over her lunch. bare ass no pants.

What's the difference between the justice system's cock and the N word? One came out of Trump's mouth, the other is gonna go into it.

I told my toaster that it's toast!

You were amazing last night @AirFresh sign ms. Car ;)

Favorite fighting game?

I went to Japan and got a girl knocked up. She doesn't know my name but, I know hers and found her social media. She's still single and raising my daughter who is now 10. She has no idea who I am and will never find me as I never told her my real name.

I dont know if mine got sent! I'll rsend it with more details! Went to Japan with my friend to visit for 2 weeks. We had a tour guide and she spoke English. We got along quite well. There was some mutual attraction. Half way end we had just spent the day at the bar when she offered me to come stay at her place for the night. We did the deed. Prior to us leaving she came up to me and said she was pregnant. I didnt use protection because I'm an idiot. I ghosted her. When my friend and I left we agreed never to talk about this again. Could it be someone else's? Maybe but, she was a loner and did have the baby. This was before social media really took off. I kind of fear she will track me down. But, it hasnt happened yet. I just found her on instagram. She's single but seems pretty happy.

I am you

Going AMA. What are some people who left the site and never returned that you miss

Me a mii!

How old are you if you don't mind saying?

Chin in tin from sti is not cinch to cinch on functional setup zero zero wifi I civic mode but it is the best modern day of my chin din tin still functional room will carpool still won well won won win Tim sin ssf

I shart in your general direction

teep vs Harpie in a fight to the death. who wins? (other than CE)

You are neat @SugarFlakes

I'm sleeping with my co-worker. Her husband doesn't know. I kind of feel bad because I have been manipulating her into doing it. Emotional and physically.

I find it sexist when people complain about how cis femboys are transphobic. People can't just like girly things without being a girl? I thought we left that shit 15 years in the past

Favorite food?

I put Carolina Reaper sauce in my co-workers lunch. He doesn't know it was me. He had cramps all day. Serves him right for stealing my lunch

I might be trans.

Im questioning why Im doing this. Ive done too many things to confess and I dont think the people could handle the truth.

I will always be hung up on somebody from 15 years ago that I also think is dead now since they just vanished.

I am a robot from the future.

Aaaaannnnd teep has been warned..

That topic got me modded, this one got me warned

Well we need a part 2 soon!

Confession from me: I used to simp for WallStreetWolf

Bumps.
BTW, given we are towards the end of the topic, I think it be best if we keep replies to a minimum so we can get all (or as many) of the confessions left posted! (Part 2 soon though, here or maybe another board)

To 500!