Current Events > I've never seen a more hatefully designed minigame than Glide de Chocobo

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Why the FUCK do we still have SUPERMAN 64 GAMEPLAY in this fucking century.

Whoever designed this has an undying hatred for everybody they know.

It's slow as sin, requires perfection and is so easy to mess up that you can easily miss a ring by a pixel.

And that's before you get to the fuck shit that is the final rings in the final course.

I thought the Just Cause 3 wingsuit courses were pretty fucking hatefully designed, nah that shit's baby cake compared to this.

You too huh? Take my advice just dont go for the three stars. Dont do it. Its not worth it at all. There is no satisfaction only hate.

I didn't mind the first challenge, but it's so much worse later on. It's like the worst parts of Pilotwings 64.

Although I still didn't hate it as much as Fort Condor. The minigame itself fine, but the fact that there's a 3 minute time limit is absurd, and needs to be patched out.

Chadley content is way worse.

I found it a lot easier if I paused it and went into photo mode to make sure I could see the rings. The camera was garbage in this game so I didn't feel bad for "cheating" this way. Finished all 3 with perfect scores in about 30 mins total.

Relient_K posted...

I found it a lot easier if I paused it and went into photo mode to make sure I could see the rings. The camera was garbage in this game so I didn't feel bad for "cheating" this way. Finished all 3 with perfect scores in about 30 mins total.

Yeah I feel like the minigame would be incredibly easy if the camera didnt also make you dive

Xerun posted...

Yeah I feel like the minigame would be incredibly easy if the camera didnt also make you dive

Yeah when they were doing the basic explanation before the first round started my wife was watching me play and I'm like "this should be pretty easy" and the controls were such garbage was the only real challenge to it. The speed only really bothered me when I needed to redo stages 8+ times.