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LonelyStoner
04/23/24 11:30:56 PM
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Cant use Keanu as Neo, even if he is an ageless vampire.

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DarthDemented
04/23/24 11:31:11 PM
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Me

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Killmonger
04/23/24 11:33:11 PM
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I wouldnt

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LonelyStoner
04/23/24 11:34:26 PM
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Killmonger posted...
I wouldnt
Its a hypothetical. Humor me. Even if its just Neo.

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nekrodev
04/23/24 11:34:34 PM
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LonelyStoner posted...
Cant use Keanu as Neo, even if he is an ageless vampire.

Why not? His physical age as an actor is entirely irrelevant.

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Back_Stabbath
04/23/24 11:34:41 PM
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will smith as neo

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Tyranthraxus
04/23/24 11:36:34 PM
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Adam Driver as Neo
Zoe Saldana as Trinity
Terry Crews as Morpheus

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BucketCat
04/23/24 11:40:09 PM
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will arnet as neo
original morpheus as morpheus (i mean, c'mon, he should've been in 4, wouldve made it a little better)
anna kendrick as trinity
ed helms as agent smith
elijah wood as cypher
sydney sweeney as the oracle

it'll be a 3 season sitcom that gets cancelled and then rebooted years later as the scifi mini series it should've been.

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/23/24 11:42:06 PM
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Just make it an anime from the get go.

An anime would probably make more sense than an AI using humans as "batteries" when they literally have fusion reactors.

Yes, I know some of the supposed things that were the ORIGINAL concept but that doesn't matter since they chose to go with "humans are batteries" in the end.


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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/23/24 11:43:58 PM
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Oh, and yes, the fan explanation is "its not for power, they want to keep humans to use them as processing power." This is the actual original plot before it got changed. It works much better too. they are using human brains as CPUs.

NOT BATTERIES.


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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
04/23/24 11:44:43 PM
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But no. Hollywood says it is "too smart for viewers"

Yes, I have a large beef with this.


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CommonStar
04/23/24 11:49:49 PM
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Timothy Chalamet as Neo
Anya Taylor Joy as Trinity
Jeffrey Wright as Morpheus
Justice Smith as Agent Smith
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Glob
04/24/24 12:13:19 AM
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Neo: Andrew Garfield
Morpheus: Keanu Reeves
Trinity: Scarlett Johannsson
Cypher: Asa Williams
Smith: Willem Dafoe

Mostly because switching the role for Keanu would be trippy as fuck.
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shironinja
04/24/24 12:22:06 AM
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Jennifer Lopez as the Neo character.

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LonelyStoner
04/24/24 12:22:12 AM
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nekrodev posted...
Why not? His physical age as an actor is entirely irrelevant.
Because this hypothetical is asking for actors who havent played in The Matrix before. We all know Keanu could easily reprise the role. Hell, he was 35 in the first movie.

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LonelyStoner
04/24/24 12:22:45 AM
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Glob posted...
Neo: Andrew Garfield
Morpheus: Keanu Reeves
Trinity: Scarlett Johannsson
Cypher: Asa Williams
Smith: Willem Dafoe

Mostly because switching the role for Keanu would be trippy as fuck.
This would actually be a kick ass cast.

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Glob
04/24/24 12:31:31 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
This would actually be a kick ass cast.

Thank you.
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FortuneCookie
04/24/24 12:43:10 AM
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Elliot Page as Neo
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jumi
04/24/24 1:10:28 AM
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Roman Reigns as Neo.

The Rock as Morpheus.

Smith eats a Superman Punch and Spear.

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DrPrimemaster
04/24/24 1:13:32 AM
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CommonStar posted...
Timothy Chalamet as Neo
Anya Taylor Joy as Trinity
Jeffrey Wright as Morpheus
Justice Smith as Agent Smith

I feel like Justice Smith would struggle to pull off Agent Smith outside of having experience responding to smith.

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sabin017
04/24/24 1:13:33 AM
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Neo - John Boyega
Morpheus - Richard Ayoade
Smith - Simon Pegg

(yes it's British)

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Ivany2008
04/24/24 2:20:03 AM
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sabin017 posted...
Neo - John Boyega
Morpheus - Richard Ayoade
Smith - Simon Pegg

(yes it's British)

Can you imagine them trying to eject from the matrix if the number was:
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MICHALECOLE
04/24/24 2:37:06 AM
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Lakeith Stanfield as neo
Mia goth as trinity
Benedict cumberbatch as agent smith
Tim Roth as Morpheus
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BDSMKane
04/24/24 2:50:19 AM
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Neo: Ezra Miller
Trinity: Cardi B
Morpheus: Kanye West
Cyrus: Shia LaBeouf
Smith: Bill Cosby
Oracle: Amber Heard
Rose Tico: Awkwafina
Niobe: Jada Pinkett Smith

Disclaimer: This is supposed to be satire for all. If youre taking any of it seriously, youre reading too far into it.

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evil_cricket
04/24/24 3:07:13 AM
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Neo - Pedro Pascal
Trinity - Samara Weaving
Morpheus - Idris Elba
Agent Smith - Edward Norton

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Strider102
04/24/24 3:23:52 AM
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Hugo Weaving as Neo

Keanu Reeves as Agent Smith

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ItsNotA2Mer
04/24/24 3:55:26 AM
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LonelyStoner posted...
even if he is an ageless vampire.

He's not. He looked old in John Wick 4.

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