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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/21/24 3:41:33 PM
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Maybe

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anttttt
04/21/24 3:42:23 PM
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absolutely
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Rial_Kai
04/21/24 3:42:54 PM
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Deal. Easy money. I don't care what that person directs. I got millions of dollars now.

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PMarth2002
04/21/24 3:49:33 PM
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I don't think anyone would go see it, so sure.

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absolutebuffoon
04/21/24 3:50:01 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I don't think anyone would go see it, so sure.


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Baron_Ox
04/21/24 3:51:12 PM
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...he might make shitty movies, but that would still be awesome.

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Marmitecashews
04/21/24 3:54:09 PM
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An autobiography of me would be very boring.

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/21/24 3:55:24 PM
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Hell yeah, nothing better than getting paid heaps of cash so a hack director can make my life appealing to the lowest common denominator.

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/21/24 3:56:49 PM
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Hell yeah. Have you seen that guy's work in Watchmen? I might be dressed a little weird but it'll be 100% accurate unless there are aliens I don't know about.

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Vicious_Dios
04/21/24 3:57:55 PM
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Easy money.


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Villain_S_Fiend
04/21/24 3:58:15 PM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
that guy's work in Watchmen

100% accurate

Pick one.

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thisworld
04/21/24 3:58:39 PM
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Deal!

I'm pretty sure my autobiography would just be me walking downtown to get pizza, played at 0.125x speed for 2 hours.
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ROBANN_88
04/21/24 3:59:42 PM
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that would be such a boring movie

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RetuenOfDevsman
04/21/24 4:04:22 PM
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
Pick one.
Since they are the same thing, I pick both and it counts as one.

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Villain_S_Fiend
04/21/24 5:56:27 PM
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When a director doesn't understand themes or characters found in the source material, they are not capable of delivering a "100% accurate" adaptation. That lack of understanding runs through Snyder's body of work.

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stevo6452
04/21/24 6:15:53 PM
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Rather him then Joss Whedon.

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PurpleOutsider
04/21/24 6:23:29 PM
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Considering how wonky he made Superman's story, sure. I mean, if it's not even remotely accurate to me life, I doubt I'd care. And I'll probably have a dispute with someone that gets resolved by my enemy's mother having the same name as mine.

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Irony
04/21/24 6:23:52 PM
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It's impossible for him to portray my life worse than it is

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itachi15243
04/21/24 6:28:01 PM
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Man, even if I became famous it'd be at least decent enough to be worth the money.

There are many, many worse directors out there.

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CADE_FOSTER
04/21/24 6:33:58 PM
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yes
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Kaldrenthebold
04/21/24 6:33:58 PM
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Yeah sure. When I lost my virginity I expect copious slow mo since it was about three seconds

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