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Plumeofdusk
04/09/24 11:03:48 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Guys, it's okay they went through excruciating pain because they're with god now. He just works in mysterious ways, god's plan is ineffable.

You could also blame the demiurge for all the suffering instead, and that the true god actually cares but he's unable to help because of the demiurge trapping our souls in this mortal coil. :v
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LoveLikeJazz
04/09/24 11:06:15 AM
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Vengeance29 posted...
It is a pretty crazy coincidence, that's all I think it is though.

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PurpleOutsider
04/09/24 11:08:58 AM
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Plumeofdusk posted...
I mean, it is really sad that that stuff happens, but if you have faith you can find comfort in the hope that the babies and toddlers went to heaven or got reincarnated (depending on what you believe happens after you die) at least. Which is a bit less cruel than thinking they lost their single chance at being alive for all eternity. At least that's how I look at it. :v
Depends, since babies never got a chance to confess original sin, some people think they would all go to Hell.

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Foppe
04/09/24 11:09:41 AM
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KingInBlack posted...
Always the same excuse, "God's plan".

It was God's plan to give 4 year old's bone cancer? 6 month old babies brain cancer?

That is proof there is no God. Fuck... You try to claim God is real because of yearly eclipses (THEY HAPPEN ALL THE TIME), but just ignore babies and toddlers having lethal cancers.
Have you read the Bible?
He had kids slaughtered!

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Enclave
04/09/24 11:18:43 AM
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MisterPengy posted...
lol, no

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4c80abbf.jpg

Plus this topic is silly and unnecessary. True believers know that God exists because bananas fit perfectly in our hands. How else can you explain a banana perfectly fitting in your hand if not for the will of God?

Lol, nice Ray Comfort reference. The good ole Atheists Nightmare.

https://youtu.be/Y4yBvvGi_2A?si=PDjrVsfG5nGNwj9A

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pauIie
04/09/24 11:27:17 AM
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god exists because one thing gets "in front" of another thing every once in a while and the light from the other thing is blocked for a little bit. sure.
Vengeance29 posted...
It is a pretty crazy coincidence, that's all I think it is though.
it's really not. blocked light? lol. with how many gazillions of celestial bodies there are, one of them is bound to have their light blocked.

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Prestoff
04/09/24 11:28:57 AM
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Tide comes in, tide comes out. You can't explain that.

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SquantoZ
04/09/24 11:46:23 AM
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waaaaayyyyy too many people took TC's bait

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PurpleOutsider
04/09/24 11:53:59 AM
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SquantoZ posted...
waaaaayyyyy too many people took TC's bait
Poe's Law.

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mustachedmystic
04/09/24 12:32:25 PM
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Everyone knows Baal is the one true God.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0cb4657b.jpg

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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/09/24 12:38:11 PM
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Some of ya'll need to read the Bible if you think God's gonna fuck around.

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vycebrand2
04/09/24 1:01:44 PM
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It won't always be this way. From earth' perspective at some point the moon wont fit so perfectly. We are looking at a specific time where the moon is like it is now. Further back in time it was larger. It would blot out the Sun. At least a billion years from.now we will lose the moon. There is no ID in it at all

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TendoDRM
04/09/24 1:46:21 PM
#63:


mustachedmystic posted...
Everyone knows Baal is the one true God.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0cb4657b.jpg

RIP Cliff :(

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kinetika_
04/09/24 1:54:04 PM
#64:


Cemith posted...
My nuts are proof God exists

They truly are, they give you the power to procreate
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04/09/24 8:04:03 PM
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MisterPengy
04/09/24 8:58:51 PM
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Enclave posted...
Lol, nice Ray Comfort reference. The good ole Atheists Nightmare.

https://youtu.be/Y4yBvvGi_2A?si=PDjrVsfG5nGNwj9A

I was wondering if any one would get it or if it's too old and obscure.

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