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LeoRavus
03/28/24 12:28:03 PM
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I remember having those science kits with a microscope growing up. Toys R Us had an aisle full of that kind of stuff. They came with the scope, slides with dead bug parts, and a bunch of chemicals I don't remember ever using.

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__starsnostars
03/28/24 12:28:54 PM
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Can't say I have.

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Kurt_Russel
03/28/24 12:29:15 PM
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I dont need a microscope. They come out like rat-sized tadpoles.

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ROBANN_88
03/28/24 12:29:32 PM
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I had a microscope as a kid, but that would have been way before i even thought about semen as a thing

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Homeless_Waifu
03/28/24 12:30:49 PM
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There are some things in the world not worth knowing

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LeoRavus
03/28/24 12:34:00 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
I had a microscope as a kid, but that would have been way before i even thought about semen as a thing

I kept mine through that period. Then got scared when some weren't moving.

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Rotterdammerung
03/28/24 12:34:57 PM
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Back in the mists of time I was a science teacher. I started halfway through the year. Got to the reproduction topic, and "Goaty" (that was his nickname with the students, on account of his beard) suggested I lead into it with an episode from some BBC documentary. I was in my first year of teaching, so I was like "ok, I'll trust your advice".

Intro had naked people, then about halfway through the presenter holds up a slide and says "this slide contains my own sperm".

The deputy principal had to be called in to get the class to settle down.

I lasted in teaching 4 more years and then went into another career.

So no, never.

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Waxitron_Gazer
03/28/24 1:07:27 PM
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yeah, they all had cigs and were shotgunning double ipas it was pretty rad

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ROBANN_88
03/28/24 2:42:07 PM
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LeoRavus posted...
I kept mine through that period. Then got scared when some weren't moving.

did you just plop it on the slide?
i assume you have to dilute it a bit to give them room to move

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Murphiroth
03/28/24 2:43:12 PM
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https://twitter.com/PlagueOfGripes/status/1293716860547010563
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Homeless_Waifu
03/28/24 5:50:29 PM
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Why would anyone kill it? Id keep it as a pet tbh

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Blue_Target
03/28/24 6:03:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9fd4833e.jpg

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ROBANN_88
03/28/24 6:33:17 PM
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Murphiroth posted...
https://twitter.com/PlagueOfGripes/status/1293716860547010563

i think that's an old Oglaf comic

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Trumble
03/28/24 6:35:00 PM
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No, but, now I'm kinda curious. Though I'd need a microscope first, and I'm not gonna get one just for that.

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Nota214
03/28/24 6:38:20 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
I dont need a microscope. They come out like rat-sized tadpoles.
Sounds a little bit painful and but also very intriguing. Please, go on.
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HOON
03/28/24 7:20:41 PM
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I seriously hope that this is a joke

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HOON
03/28/24 7:23:09 PM
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Not my own, but I am a medical laboratory technician. As part of my job, I have analyzed many post vasectomy samples to confirm the procedure worked.

just FYI. You need to let the sample sit for an hour to let it liquify. Thats possibly why some werent moving TC.

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Guide
03/28/24 7:24:00 PM
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No, but I really wanted a microscope as a kid, and...

Honestly why haven't I bought one yet

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ROBANN_88
03/28/24 7:48:10 PM
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HOON posted...
just FYI. You need to let the sample sit for an hour to let it liquify. Thats possibly why some werent moving TC.

wait, it liquifies over time?

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SauI_Goodman
03/28/24 7:49:15 PM
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Lmao the 3 of you...

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