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Guns_of_Verdun
03/06/24 5:03:01 PM
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In Shrek when Shrek says Donkey can stay overnight, Donkey confidently says he would make waffles in the morning. There's no reason for Donkey to be lying in this scene.

But he's a donkey, he has no opposable thumbs. How can he make waffles?

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wackyteen
03/06/24 5:03:43 PM
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He's a donkey. He's not supposed to be able to talk or mate successfully with a dragon.

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Robot2600
03/06/24 5:03:46 PM
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spoon in mouth

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Kajagogo
03/06/24 5:04:28 PM
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For the same reason how he can talk.

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pegusus123456
03/06/24 5:05:02 PM
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He climbs up inside his dragon girlfriend and puppeteers her like that Ratatouille rat

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Guns_of_Verdun
03/06/24 5:05:12 PM
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Being able to talk doesn't translate to the ability to make waffles.

Talking doesn't require hands and fingers.

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GuerrillaSoldier
03/06/24 5:08:00 PM
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i'm not sure why it's not believable that he taught himself how to make waffles by just grabbing everything in his mouth

it would likely be very messy


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bigblu89
03/06/24 5:08:27 PM
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Eggo frozen waffles.

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-Crissaegrim-
03/06/24 5:10:36 PM
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It's getting him not to make waffles that's the trick.

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Full_Pokedex
03/06/24 5:12:29 PM
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I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/06/24 5:12:58 PM
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i'm more curious about how a donkey can copulate with a fucking dragon...
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-Crissaegrim-
03/06/24 5:15:11 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i'm more curious about how a donkey can copulate with a fucking dragon...

It's getting him not to fuck a dragon that's the trick.

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Guns_of_Verdun
03/06/24 5:16:24 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i'm more curious about how a donkey can copulate with a fucking dragon...
I mean I guess that makes sense.

He put the woozie in the flooize

It's just the impregnation which is hard to buy

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Ryven
03/06/24 5:16:53 PM
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Takes a shit on the shower drain, stomps on it, picks it up with his mouth, puts it in the oven.

Waffles.

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Guns_of_Verdun
03/06/24 5:35:42 PM
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-Crissaegrim- posted...
It's getting him not to make waffles that's the trick.
Ha!

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