Current Events > Is your water sufficiently ANTI-WOKE???

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MistyKnight
03/06/24 11:04:08 AM
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https://www.freedom2o.com/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eef1235d.jpg

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FortuneCookie
03/06/24 11:11:49 AM
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"I drink liquid FUCK YOU."
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Starks
03/06/24 11:12:31 AM
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Proudly unfiltered public water sources to own the libs

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rivers
03/06/24 11:13:03 AM
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My water is just right.

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Bass
03/06/24 11:15:31 AM
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I drink only the finest communist tears. Liberal tears just aren't good enough anymore.

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Southernfatman
03/06/24 11:17:32 AM
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They want suffering in pretty much everything.

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CountCorvinus
03/06/24 11:18:05 AM
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My water comes in recyclable aluminum cans and part of the proceeds go to clean up the oceans.

It is super woke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5T97hZpSY

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itcheyness
03/06/24 11:18:53 AM
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It's virtue signaling.

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creativerealms
03/06/24 11:19:50 AM
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Wow.

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MistyKnight
03/06/24 11:20:55 AM
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Honestly it just makes me feel stupid I can't come up with right wing grift

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Japanties
03/06/24 11:21:04 AM
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You can sell anything if you package it with the regularly scheduled propaganda.
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legendary_zell
03/06/24 11:21:42 AM
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The only solution to wokeness is to stop drinking water entirely. I mean, all LGBT people, minorities, and communists are known to drink water. It can't be a coincidence.

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Agent_Stroud
03/06/24 11:34:23 AM
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Sounds like something Jeremy Hambly AKA TheQuartering will no doubt try to sell his gullible audience now that the cats out of the bag with regards to the source of his blank label coffee that he slaps his name on before selling it to his gullible audience.

It turns out that it was a woke coffee shop in Salt Lake City with two happily married ladies who support a lot of woke things that were the ones supplying him, and his audience isnt particularly happy with him about it considering how he claimed that they were supporting anti-woke causes by buying it.

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philsov
03/06/24 11:56:43 AM
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Surely this advertised water has a teensy bit of lead in it

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FL81
03/06/24 11:58:37 AM
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Nope, plain ol' gay frog water here

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CountCorvinus
03/06/24 11:58:38 AM
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Purpose driven marketing can be very lucrative. Consumers are four to six times more likely to purchase products from a company if they feel they're supporting a cause they believe in.

Just think of some of your favorite brands and note how many have some kind of mission statement that promotes some kind of societal good.

Liquid Death, for example is big on recycling.

Another favorite company of mine, BlackCraft Cult says they want to "motivate people in a positive light outside of the realms of organized religion" and "live by the ethos of kindness, gratitude, and positivity. We celebrate self-empowerment, self-expression, and all aspects of life that encourage personal freedom". They will often do charity sales where 100% of the proceeds go to a certain cause.

I'd by lying if I said that wasn't a part of the reason why I buy from them.

So that's why you'll see these right wing virtue signaling grifts, like this and the transphobic beer. They're saying "Hey, buy from us. We share your fucked up values too" whether they actually believe in it or not.

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Cynrascal
03/06/24 12:10:39 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c8c03411.jpg
What even is this?

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DipDipDiver
03/06/24 12:16:00 PM
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Even the name of the product is dumb as hell

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ai123
03/06/24 12:16:06 PM
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I assume this is more 'tap water we filtered' bollocks, and not actual spring water?

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Thud
03/06/24 12:17:34 PM
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Servies are the easiest mfers on the planet to grift its unreal

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Paragon21XX
03/06/24 12:22:21 PM
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CountCorvinus posted...
My water comes in recyclable aluminum cans and part of the proceeds go to clean up the oceans.

It is super woke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5T97hZpSY
I had their peach tea because it was free. Nasty stuff. 0/10 won't drink again.

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Dark_Moon
03/06/24 12:24:14 PM
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Water with just a hint of lead poisoning?

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CountCorvinus
03/06/24 2:21:40 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
I had their peach tea because it was free. Nasty stuff. 0/10 won't drink again.

That's because you had peach flavored tea. I don't dislike it, but Rest in Peach is definitely my least favorite. For Liquid Death teas, Dead Billionaire or Grim Leafer is the way to go IMO.

I usually just buy the regular mountain water.

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aarrgus
03/06/24 2:23:50 PM
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DipDipDiver posted...
Even the name of the product is dumb as hell

This!

The hell does it even mean? I get it H2O... but "Freedom2O"? It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't do anything clever. It sounds like it's just oxygen, but twice!

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Strider102
03/06/24 2:24:58 PM
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I imagine it's filled with the MAGA Parasite, something like the Yeerks except the Yeerks were smart.

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aarrgus
03/06/24 2:30:17 PM
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BTW, this is who is bottling and making the labels for the water. This company doesn't even produce the product, they just pay someone else to make and label it.

https://www.chameleonbeverage.com/home

You can tell because that's who the water quality report goes to.

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Starks
03/06/24 3:45:25 PM
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So they subjected themselves to the evil water quality testing and recycling that their consumers assume they avoided?

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bnui_ransder
03/06/24 3:46:46 PM
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CountCorvinus posted...
My water comes in recyclable aluminum cans and part of the proceeds go to clean up the oceans.

It is super woke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs5T97hZpSY
It's one of the few things of water that doesn't leave that weird film feeling on my teeth, too bad it's so expensive

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PurpleOutsider
03/06/24 3:51:55 PM
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Nope. All the frogs are either gay or at the very least bicurious in western Washington.


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uwnim
03/06/24 4:05:26 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I imagine it's filled with the MAGA Parasite, something like the Yeerks except the Yeerks were smart.
Pretty sure the Yeerks were morons. And lost because they were lead by an idiot.

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Quorthon109
03/06/24 4:10:50 PM
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FL81 posted...
Nope, plain ol' gay frog water here

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008Zulu
03/06/24 4:56:19 PM
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philsov posted...
Surely this advertised water has a teensy bit of lead in it
Filtering heavy metals out of water is woke.

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