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Vegy 03/04/24 12:46:18 PM #1:	I don't know how to swim <_< --- https://i.imgur.com/EoGWPMu.gif https://i.imgur.com/xpoEaeu.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:979181818] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>I don't know how to swim <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 03/04/24 12:47:39 PM #2:	I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit. --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:979181837] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 03/04/24 12:54:39 PM #3:	Iunno man, i panic lol I'm starting to watch swimming lessons for beginners on YouTube to get ready for da spring weather --- https://i.imgur.com/EoGWPMu.gif https://i.imgur.com/xpoEaeu.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:979181974] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Iunno man, i panic lolI'm starting to watch swimming lessons for beginners on YouTube to get ready for da spring weather </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 03/04/24 1:10:44 PM #4:	Get a pool noodle --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:979182211] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Get a pool noodle </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 03/04/24 1:15:33 PM #5:	pic of pool? --- leafs rule <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:979182301] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>pic of pool? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simon_Gruber 03/04/24 1:17:02 PM #6:	I saw this movie already, the pool is ~~haunted~~. <cite>Simon_Gruber posted [p:979182320] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>I saw this movie already, the pool is haunted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/04/24 1:17:29 PM #7:	C_Pain posted... I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit. I used to have this same mentality. Then I changed my body composition and I sink like a fucking stone now. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979182326] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit.</quote>I used to have this same mentality. Then I changed my body composition and I sink like a fucking stone now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/04/24 1:21:25 PM #8:	Jiek_Fafn posted... I used to have this same mentality. Then I changed my body composition and I sink like a fucking stone now. You can't just do a float and keep your lungs full of air by holding the inhale for a bit to keep it going? >_> --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979182391] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>I used to have this same mentality. Then I changed my body composition and I sink like a fucking stone now.</quote>You can't just do a float and keep your lungs full of air by holding the inhale for a bit to keep it going? >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 03/04/24 1:22:41 PM #9:	Hire a cute female swimming instructor. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:979182411] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Hire a cute female swimming instructor. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/04/24 1:24:45 PM #10:	C_Pain posted... I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit. Imagine not realizing that TC is shitposting --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979182445] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>I never really understood the concept of not knowing how to swim. Isn't it just a natural reaction to keep yourself afloat? Just move your legs and arms a bit.</quote>Imagine not realizing that TC is shitposting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOPPAl 03/04/24 1:25:36 PM #11:	Foppe posted... Hire a cute female swimming instructor. Vegy trying to enjoy his pool after hiring a cute lifeguard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVS3ne5ozUU --- https://imgur.com/aMaI3hj https://imgur.com/7PsdJNc https://imgur.com/eK8vZVn https://imgur.com/u2HR4nG https://imgur.com/nQGM5cZ <cite>NeonOPPAl posted [p:979182465] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Foppe posted... </cite><quote>Hire a cute female swimming instructor.</quote>Vegy trying to enjoy his pool after hiring a cute lifeguardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVS3ne5ozUU </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/04/24 5:19:33 PM #12:	NeonOPPAl posted... You can't just do a float and keep your lungs full of air by holding the inhale for a bit to keep it going? >_> No, I could when I was smaller or fatter no problem though. Now, I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af. I just walk across the bottoms of pools. Properly swimming can keep me up until I run out of steam, so I can at least rescue myself from falling into a normal pool. More intuitive stuff like doggy paddle or treading water is too much cardio to keep me up long. --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979186795] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>NeonOPPAl posted... </cite><quote>You can't just do a float and keep your lungs full of air by holding the inhale for a bit to keep it going? >_></quote>No, I could when I was smaller or fatter no problem though. Now, I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af. I just walk across the bottoms of pools. Properly swimming can keep me up until I run out of steam, so I can at least rescue myself from falling into a normal pool. More intuitive stuff like doggy paddle or treading water is too much cardio to keep me up long. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thisworld 03/04/24 5:29:12 PM #13:	Jiek_Fafn posted... I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af. I just walk across the bottoms of pools. You can walk normally while being fully submerged? I didn't think it is possible. Are you perhaps a zombie or a Terminator? ~~j/k~~ <cite>thisworld posted [p:979186957] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af. I just walk across the bottoms of pools.</quote>You can walk normally while being fully submerged? I didn't think it is possible. Are you perhaps a zombie or a Terminator? j/k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 03/04/24 5:32:53 PM #14:	thisworld posted... You can walk normally while being fully submerged? I didn't think it is possible. Are you perhaps a zombie or a Terminator? ~~j/k~~ I'm slower because it's underwater, but yeah. And I've asked my doctors. They've repeatedly told me that I'm neither --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:979187025] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>thisworld posted... </cite><quote>You can walk normally while being fully submerged? I didn't think it is possible. Are you perhaps a zombie or a Terminator? j/k</quote>I'm slower because it's underwater, but yeah. And I've asked my doctors. They've repeatedly told me that I'm neither </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 03/04/24 9:06:50 PM #15:	R1masher posted... Get a pool noodle I got dat and a kick board --- https://i.imgur.com/EoGWPMu.gif https://i.imgur.com/xpoEaeu.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:979190823] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted...</cite><quote>Get a pool noodle</quote>I got dat and a kick board </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 03/06/24 3:17:19 PM #16:	I recently bought a new bed, problem is...I'm not even tired. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979222214] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>I recently bought a new bed, problem is...I'm not even tired. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 03/06/24 3:21:08 PM #18:	Jiek_Fafn posted... No, I could when I was smaller or fatter no problem though. Now, I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af. Same. I can still float in the ocean, but it's mostly just my face sticking out and the rest of my body sinking ~45 degrees. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979222297] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Jiek_Fafn posted... </cite><quote>No, I could when I was smaller or fatter no problem though. Now, I just sink to the bottom that way. I'm dense af.</quote>Same. I can still float in the ocean, but it's mostly just my face sticking out and the rest of my body sinking ~45 degrees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 03/06/24 3:25:51 PM #19:	rexcrk posted... Imagine not realizing that TC is shitposting How is it a shitpost if he responded to me reasonably and other people are discussing the nuances of swimming? --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:979222407] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>Imagine not realizing that TC is shitposting</quote>How is it a shitpost if he responded to me reasonably and other people are discussing the nuances of swimming? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 03/06/24 3:30:35 PM #20:	And regardless of the intent of the topic, it turned into a topic fucking shut up rex, let us have a decent topic what is your best swimming style, I favor the frog --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979222516] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>And regardless of the intent of the topic, it turned into a topicfucking shut up rex, let us have a decent topicwhat is your best swimming style, I favor the frog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/08/24 8:38:03 AM #21:	Guide posted... And regardless of the intent of the topic, it turned into a topic fucking shut up rex, let us have a decent topic lol --- I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii <cite>rexcrk posted [p:979256039] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>Guide posted... </cite><quote>And regardless of the intent of the topic, it turned into a topicfucking shut up rex, let us have a decent topic</quote>lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StarDestroyer 03/08/24 8:51:17 AM #22:	You better have a fence around dat pool so your little playa nephew doesn't fall in accidently and drown! <cite>StarDestroyer posted [p:979256162] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>You better have a fence around dat pool so your little playa nephew doesn't fall in accidently and drown!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 03/08/24 9:14:22 AM #23:	StarDestroyer posted... You better have a fence around dat pool so your little playa nephew doesn't fall in accidently and drown! Dats da plan, he's a lil rascal who we gotta be careful with lol --- https://i.imgur.com/EoGWPMu.gif https://i.imgur.com/xpoEaeu.gif <cite>Vegy posted [p:979256448] in I recently... [t:80712588]...</cite> <quote>StarDestroyer posted...</cite><quote>You better have a fence around dat pool so your little playa nephew doesn't fall in accidently and drown!</quote>Dats da plan, he's a lil rascal who we gotta be careful with lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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