Current Events > Feeling sad but I'm drinking a double vodka shot Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freezie AMA

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Once you go bidet, youll never go back.

I truly miss it when I have to go away for work.

You leave the lettuce and what not there on the wrapper and throw it away, or scoop it with your fingers and enjoy?

and nice wizard of oz type nails, not a question oh well

Crimsoness posted...

So who did the dumping you or bf?

I did the dumping

i tried a few weeks ago but he asked for a second chance and I gave it to him but he just went back to the same behavior after like 5 days

Heineken14 posted...

You could just drag your hose in from outside and duct tape it to the side of your toilet if you get drunk enough.

im tipsy not quite drunk but well see what happens! maybe i can also program it to recognize my buttcheeks and to hose down anyone that isnt me

bnui_ransder posted...

Newer bidets are super easy to install, though does that one need a power source? In the new houses we install an outlet near toilets now just for this

i hope its easy cause I am not a handyman my body wasnt built for it
no power source cause those ones are expensive. im gonna be feeling the stream of mother nature without warming

also no outlet near my toilet
do you dabble in bidets??

Zikten posted...

I could have tried one in Japan but I didn't know how to use it and all the controls were in Japanese so I didn't want to mess with it. I wonder if the bidet water is cold or warm. Do you know?

its gonna be cold cause I aint pluggin nothin in

go back to japan and try the bidet cause im scared of what itll feel like tbh

Harpie posted...

im tipsy not quite drunk but well see what happens! maybe i can also program it to recognize my buttcheeks and to hose down anyone that isnt me

Exactly. Like a thumb print scanner but for cheeks!

Also, I added that to my Amazon list, so next time I'm drunk off of Baja and Tito's, we'll see!

CE_gonna_CE posted...

Once you go bidet, youll never go back.

I truly miss it when I have to go away for work.

ill be the judge of that

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

You leave the lettuce and what not there on the wrapper and throw it away, or scoop it with your fingers and enjoy?

and nice wizard of oz type nails, not a question oh well

i definitely scooped it up before I left i was reallll hangry

bless thank u i did these ones last week i feel like a nail guru now cause this time last year i bit them down til they bled they were ugllyyyy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d64322f1.jpg

Heineken14 posted...

Exactly. Like a thumb print scanner but for cheeks!

Also, I added that to my Amazon list, so next time I'm drunk off of Baja and Tito's, we'll see!

yes yes i will need to train the bidet algorithm with many pictures of my buttcheeks vs kther buttcheeks
can you send me pics of buttcheeks so i can train my program

pls tag me if u do i need to be part of that adventure

Harpie posted...

ce youre gonne be sick of me, I aint got SHIT to do for the next week and half. On a week break from school, newly broken up and needing constant validation???

my amp gonna be in the 1000s when Im done with this place

Awwww.. Shut up and let's play Mario Party.

I didn't know bidets were easy to install.

Maybe I should get one too... Though I'm not sure which toilets support it.

Where's the sign pic you promised me

Harpie posted...

ce youre gonne be sick of me, I aint got SHIT to do for the next week and half. On a week break from school, newly broken up and needing constant validation???

Perfect time for a CE confessional topic.

Yor Forger or Ada Wong?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/96e08fa3.jpg

What's the last thing you ate?