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Crimsoness 02/29/24 1:49:06 PM #1:	Some lib asked me what my favorite book was and I said "The bible" and he just stammered and started crying then everyone started clapping <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:979113234] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Some lib asked me what my favorite book was and I said "The bible" and he just stammered and started crying then everyone started clapping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 02/29/24 1:49:45 PM #2:	Not quite but I owned an alt-righter and, ykno, horseshoe theory, so I'm sure it counts, right? --- Do, or do not. There is no Trumble. <cite>Trumble posted [p:979113248] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Not quite but I owned an alt-righter and, ykno, horseshoe theory, so I'm sure it counts, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 02/29/24 1:50:57 PM #3:	I called someone a hippy because I didnt like their ice cream of choice. OWNED --- More to do with the humidity than heat <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:979113273] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I called someone a hippy because I didnt like their ice cream of choice. OWNED </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/29/24 1:51:00 PM #4:	yea i wrote penis in all the blanks everyone thought it was the funniest shit ever but the teacher was pissed <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:979113274] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>yea i wrote penis in all the blankseveryone thought it was the funniest shit ever but the teacher was pissed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 02/29/24 1:51:21 PM #5:	Trumble posted... Not quite but I owned an alt-righter and, ykno, horseshoe theory, so I'm sure it counts, right? That's moderately funny friend --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:979113280] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Trumble posted... </cite><quote>Not quite but I owned an alt-righter and, ykno, horseshoe theory, so I'm sure it counts, right?</quote>That's moderately funny friend </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/29/24 1:53:49 PM #6:	Does not drinking Bud Light ~~because it tastes like piss~~ count? --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:979113328] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Does not drinking Bud Light because it tastes like piss count? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 02/29/24 1:54:13 PM #7:	I am the lib :( <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:979113335] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I am the lib :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 02/29/24 1:54:32 PM #8:	ai123 posted... Does not drinking Bud Light ~~because it tastes like piss~~ count? No. Prior to the drama it was super popular in gay bars. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:979113342] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>Does not drinking Bud Light because it tastes like piss count?</quote>No. Prior to the drama it was super popular in gay bars. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SydnieStarlight 02/29/24 2:20:56 PM #9:	I'm no one's possession but my own, so technically, yeah, I'm owning a lib right now~ --- Master Duel (373-244-752) \| FGO (960,463,298) Let's be friends~ <cite>SydnieStarlight posted [p:979113834] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I'm no one's possession but my own, so technically, yeah, I'm owning a lib right now~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/29/24 2:28:20 PM #10:	ellis123 posted... No. Prior to the drama it was super popular in gay bars. Really? That's disappointing. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:979113969] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>ellis123 posted... </cite><quote>No. Prior to the drama it was super popular in gay bars.</quote>Really? That's disappointing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 02/29/24 2:35:42 PM #11:	ai123 posted... Really? That's disappointing. Yerp. You can see a whole lot of articles about gay bars dropping it back in the whole drama (for example: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/popular-boystown-bar-wont-sell-anheuser-busch-beer-over-response-to-mulvaney-ad-controversy/3134794/ ) with the Bud ad campaign. I can't say that I really have a whole lot of first hand experience with the whole affair (I'm not gay and I don't drink) but apparently it was a pretty serious thing. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:979114117] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>ai123 posted... </cite><quote>Really? That's disappointing.</quote>Yerp. You can see a whole lot of articles about gay bars dropping it back in the whole drama (for example: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/popular-boystown-bar-wont-sell-anheuser-busch-beer-over-response-to-mulvaney-ad-controversy/3134794/ ) with the Bud ad campaign. I can't say that I really have a whole lot of first hand experience with the whole affair (I'm not gay and I don't drink) but apparently it was a pretty serious thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 02/29/24 2:37:33 PM #12:	Yes, I tend to own myself everyday --- Confirmed unbiased <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:979114157] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Yes, I tend to own myself everyday </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/29/24 2:38:59 PM #13:	I tripped and fell face first onto the ground and some lib tried to help me up. I said no thanks bro. Got em --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979114186] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I tripped and fell face first onto the ground and some lib tried to help me up. I said no thanks bro. Got em </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/29/24 2:44:44 PM #14:	ellis123 posted... Yerp. You can see a whole lot of articles about gay bars dropping it back in the whole drama (for example: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/popular-boystown-bar-wont-sell-anheuser-busch-beer-over-response-to-mulvaney-ad-controversy/3134794/ ) with the Bud ad campaign. I can't say that I really have a whole lot of first hand experience with the whole affair (I'm not gay and I don't drink) but apparently it was a pretty serious thing. I mean, I don't want to stereotype gay people as having good taste. But Bud Light? Why? --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:979114305] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>ellis123 posted... </cite><quote>Yerp. You can see a whole lot of articles about gay bars dropping it back in the whole drama (for example: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/popular-boystown-bar-wont-sell-anheuser-busch-beer-over-response-to-mulvaney-ad-controversy/3134794/ ) with the Bud ad campaign. I can't say that I really have a whole lot of first hand experience with the whole affair (I'm not gay and I don't drink) but apparently it was a pretty serious thing.</quote>I mean, I don't want to stereotype gay people as having good taste.But Bud Light? Why? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dat_Cracka_Jax 02/29/24 2:47:48 PM #15:	Did you smile burgessly after? --- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/8131/flame201010170949481638.jpg http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/5517/cateyes.gif Rams: 7-9 <cite>Dat_Cracka_Jax posted [p:979114356] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Did you smile burgessly after? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MartavisBryant 02/29/24 4:05:00 PM #16:	Owning libs is a way of life for me. I average about 5.3 libs owned per day. Crimsoness posted... Some lib asked me what my favorite book was and I said "The bible" and he just stammered and started crying then everyone started clapping I cried tears of joy reading this. --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong <cite>MartavisBryant posted [p:979115753] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>Owning libs is a way of life for me. I average about 5.3 libs owned per day.Crimsoness posted... </cite><quote>Some lib asked me what my favorite book was and I said "The bible" and he just stammered and started crying then everyone started clapping</quote>I cried tears of joy reading this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BucketCat 02/29/24 4:06:55 PM #17:	yeah, I was on the plane then I stood up and pointed at a random guy and started yelling "this guy isn't real!!!!" until the very real air marshal escorted me off the plane. --- ? <cite>BucketCat posted [p:979115787] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>yeah, I was on the plane then I stood up and pointed at a random guy and started yelling "this guy isn't real!!!!" until the very real air marshal escorted me off the plane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 02/29/24 4:07:17 PM #18:	all day erry day --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:979115793] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>all day erry day </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/29/24 4:08:40 PM #19:	I threw a pizza box into the trash in front of a bunch of libs yesterday. One of them said in a shrill meek voice "you know you can recycle those?" And I just glared at him and in my deep masculine voice I said "yeah, I know" and walked away like there was an explosion behind me. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:979115817] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I threw a pizza box into the trash in front of a bunch of libs yesterday. One of them said in a shrill meek voice "you know you can recycle those?" And I just glared at him and in my deep masculine voice I said "yeah, I know" and walked away like there was an explosion behind me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/29/24 4:10:29 PM #20:	boomgetchopped3 posted... I called someone a hippy because I didnt like their ice cream of choice. OWNED You know who else likes ice cream? Joe Biden. Checkmate libs https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/258bb815.jpg ~~I fucking love ice cream~~ --- Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:979115850] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>I called someone a hippy because I didnt like their ice cream of choice. OWNED</quote>You know who else likes ice cream? Joe Biden. Checkmate libshttps://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/258bb815.jpgI fucking love ice cream </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 03/01/24 8:46:42 AM #21:	I had correct spinal posture in the presence of neckbeards. Basically the same thing. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:979127132] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I had correct spinal posture in the presence of neckbeards. Basically the same thing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 03/01/24 8:52:04 AM #22:	NoxObscuras posted... I fucking love ice cream I like how they're lying about Biden being alone too. Seth Meyers was with him. Of course I'm sure they'll just say it was gay then or something equally moronic. Anyway, I owned like 2 libs today by jay walking and making them swerve to miss me. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:979127205] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>I fucking love ice cream</quote>I like how they're lying about Biden being alone too. Seth Meyers was with him. Of course I'm sure they'll just say it was gay then or something equally moronic. Anyway, I owned like 2 libs today by jay walking and making them swerve to miss me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/01/24 9:08:50 AM #23:	I was hanging out with my non woke lib coworkers, and I have brought brownies for the team. This soyboy liberal walks up and says "Hey Turbam, these are delicious, did you bake these brownies" I chuckled and all my coworkers flashed a smile, knowing it was already it was over for the lib. "Ummm, don't you mean did I "boke" them?" The lib turned red in embarrassment, as all my coworkers roared with laughter. He ran away crying and then I got a promotion. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:979127412] in Have you o... [t:80709090]...</cite> <quote>I was hanging out with my non woke lib coworkers, and I have brought brownies for the team.This soyboy liberal walks up and says "Hey Turbam, these are delicious, did you bake these brownies"I chuckled and all my coworkers flashed a smile, knowing it was already it was over for the lib."Ummm, don't you mean did I "boke" them?"The lib turned red in embarrassment, as all my coworkers roared with laughter. He ran away crying and then I got a promotion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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