Current Events > Breaking news: Popular company to release garbage sequel of classic movie series

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cousinvini 02/28/24 5:36:46 PM #1:	This just in: [Movie company] is planning to release a garbage, inferior quality, cash grab sequel/reboot/prequel/remake of the beloved original movie. Company CEO, Greedy McFuck is confident this low effort garbage effort will bring the average joe and his dumbass, sedentary kids to the theater: "We are always looking to reboot and make sequels of old ass movies, since we are creativily bankrupt and this garbage is guaranteed to make the profit line go up!" --- Come out and live with a community in a beautiful place out in the country <cite>cousinvini posted [p:979098305] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>This just in: [Movie company] is planning to release a garbage, inferior quality, cash grab sequel/reboot/prequel/remake of the beloved original movie. Company CEO, Greedy McFuck is confident this low effort garbage effort will bring the average joe and his dumbass, sedentary kids to the theater: "We are always looking to reboot and make sequels of old ass movies, since we are creativily bankrupt and this garbage is guaranteed to make the profit line go up!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ablegator 02/28/24 5:37:04 PM #2:	Oh --- Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid? <cite>ablegator posted [p:979098311] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>Oh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/28/24 5:37:27 PM #3:	Oh boy another Aladdin movie --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:979098320] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>Oh boy another Aladdin movie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomClark 02/28/24 5:38:52 PM #4:	Big if true --- http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif <cite>TomClark posted [p:979098343] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>Big if true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Charged151 02/28/24 5:39:29 PM #5:	First thing that came to mind was The Mummy movie with Tom Cruise. Trying to rebrand the Universal Monsters into action movies due to them not being scary enough to work in horror movies any longer... This + Trying to force a ton of the groundwork for a united cinematic universe into the movie resulted in a terrible product...and doomed the whole Dark Universe out of the gate. --- I'm...the...master...of...ellipses... <cite>Charged151 posted [p:979098357] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>First thing that came to mind was The Mummy movie with Tom Cruise. Trying to rebrand the Universal Monsters into action movies due to them not being scary enough to work in horror movies any longer... This + Trying to force a ton of the groundwork for a united cinematic universe into the movie resulted in a terrible product...and doomed the whole Dark Universe out of the gate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 02/28/24 5:39:46 PM #6:	More at 8 --- Italian, French, German. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:979098360] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>More at 8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 02/28/24 5:41:07 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/171a1aa9.jpg --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:979098381] in Breaking n... [t:80708319]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/171a1aa9.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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