Board 8 > Simpsons Mafia Topic 8 Buzzed in Buzz Cola.

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did chang claim 3rd party?

changmas posted...

anyways plans again tonight so i suppose it's time for my final post part 2

let this be a lesson to everyone that no matter how tempting it is to never claim town bulletproof to never, ever do so. board 8 will never let you live. just claim something outlandish like peter griffin and it's be so blindly obvious that you're town that you can skate right into top 3 if you just complain a little

it's been fun though, gl to town

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cd7e2cca.jpg

Ngl I was thinking more about SBell possibly being independent with the Peter griffin claim

sbell how come you havent hammered yet?

I thought you were pro lynch chang

tacos

Votals Brought to you by the Flaming Moe
(3)Chang- Lea Ben, (Sbell), ulti
(1)Ben- Chang
(1)Ulti- JC

WHAT MONSTERS ARE YOU?! Poor Ralph Wiggum didn't deserve this while the real killer is still on the lose. You maniacs do not care as long as it doesn't effect you do you?!

Chang has been Lynched he was

You're Ralph Wiggum Town idiots luck (Bulletproof)

You're the loveable Ralph Wiggum son of Cheif Wiggum. Youre a good boy who is not all that intelligent but you are loveable none the less. There is one thing about you, Ralph: You can take a hit. The amount of times that Ralph suffers some fate that should kill him, he walks away unharmed!

Guess what Ralph you are indestructible with Idiots Luck! (Bulletproof) you cannot die by a traditional night kill!

You win when all threats to Town are eliminated

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbb5797f.jpg

Oh no not DR. NICK he was qouted Saying Goodbye Everybody.

Red has been Killed he was:

You're Dr. Nick Riviera town unethical Doctor.

HELLO EVERYBODY, YOURE DOCTOR NICK! You are Dr. Nick Riviera the other doctor of Springfield. No insurance, no credit, no problem! You claim to be just as good as the other Doctors though throughout medical school you spent alot of your time using drugs you had access to and seducing attractive woman rather than study and just scraped by but a medical degree is a medical degree. You spend most of your time skating by trying to avoid the corner! You do procedures for money with little to no regards for the patient! As an unethical Doctor you have the chance to save a life or half ass it one time and use a lethal injection! Oppsies I switched the Shots oh well they seemed like a bad fellow anyways!

You win when all threats to the town are eliminated

The ones who eat Lard lad
1. JC
2. Lea
3.Sbell
4.Ulti
5. Ben

Dead people hanging out
D1 Ctes - Marge/Maggie Simpson, Scum Vanillaizer
N1 Lopen - Gil Gunderson, Town Unsuccessful salesman (Vanilla)
D2 Isquen - Principal Seymour Skinner, Town mommas boy (vanilla)
N2 Kirby - ????????
D3 Corrik - Lisa Simpson, Scum Studious (Role cop)
N3 Mzero - Chief Clancy Wiggum, Town Lazy cop (Odd day day cop)
D4 Death- Homer Simpson Mafia Jack Of All Kills.
N4 FD- Kirk Van Houten town dissapoint (Vanilla)
N4- Wallz- Fat Tony Town Kidnapper/Tracker
D5. Chang- Ralph Wiggum to Idiots luck (Bulletproof)
N5 Red-Dr.Nick town Unethical Doctor

Mafia is a hard game

my priority is obviously ulti but i would like to hear thoughts from lea on how best to use her scan today given her lynch priority

rest in peace my dude chang

I mean I knew, I sorta knew, I think it's why wasn't placing the vote.

But here we are.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Town is really gonna choke, huh

if your target is flavor scanned ben i'll choke on the irony

I don't even know what I want. Everyone alive looks town. Like I'm at the point where my next best guess is 3rd party Sbell. Time to throw every single thing out and re read the start of the game

It really doesn't matter, it was a situation where we need to hit once out of three attempts, and now it's a situation where we need to hit once out of two attempts.

Ben, you don't watch the Simpsons, why was your first post Hans Moleman Bart? Walk me through your mind palace as to how you came to that decision. The image you posted is not the line from that scene. You said that's totally the thing you'd do to troll, but you totally didn't this time.

I feel like out of obligation to Chang I should just lynch Ben. It's a bit scary because a final three with Ulti and Sbell is extremely volatile, should it come to that.

Ulti scans as Ned Flanders. I still firmly believe the last scum is immune to scans so it's all worthless.

While I still think all this is all a waste of time, clearly I'm in the minority so do whatever random navel gazing you need to do to finish. I've got a photo shoot tomorrow so I'll be sufficiently distracted from whining about being bored.

Obellisk posted...

I mean I knew, I sorta knew, I think it's why wasn't placing the vote.

But here we are.

You've done a stand up job of clucking your tongue and stroking your beard and saying "oh what's to be done with that Isquen/Chang mislynch of ours" without actually you know, bothering to do anything about it during an extremely long day.

Enchantress posted...

Ben, you don't watch the Simpsons, why was your first post Hans Moleman Bart? Walk me through your mind palace as to how you came to that decision. The image you posted is not the line from that scene. You said that's totally the thing you'd do to troll, but you totally didn't this time.

Haha, good question. I figured I could breadcrumb my character with my first post, so on the site Frinciac I typed Hans Moleman. This was the first result, and also looked fitting for a "hello" post to start the game. I indeed did not know the context, and thought it was old guy trying to fit in with young people. WHich is why I said "Hello fellow kids" or something.

Then it's as I suspected all along; the crime is unsolvable

UltimaterializerX posted...

You seriously scanned me instead of SBell?

What a richocet from post #68. Tell you what, we can lynch you first and spare you final three anxiety trauma. I can only put up with you saying you should be beyond reproach because you got scammed innocent when the last scum alive is clearly a godfather for so long.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Its not that, I just dont get the reasoning if youre assuming Im godfather anyway. And no, Id rather we actually solve and lynch scum instead of just willingly going to a final 3, because in final 3 scum only has to convince one person. Today, they have to convince two.

And me being scum requires that I move on night 1. Corrik scanned and Death presumably used a jack ability. The actual faction kill has to come from a third person, and I was tracked not moving. Like I appreciate the scan and all but game mechanics already made me town ages ago. You could have found actual scum with it.

That's still not how mafia games work here and every time you say that I dock you five Lea points. We don't even know if Corrik scanned, because in a previous game he chose to not use any scum powers (SSBU Mafia). And even if he did, that still doesn't matter, because hosts let scum double up constantly, especially Sultan.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Its not that, I just dont get the reasoning if youre assuming Im godfather anyway. And no, Id rather we actually solve and lynch scum instead of just willingly going to a final 3, because in final 3 scum only has to convince one person. Today, they have to convince two.

And me being scum requires that I move on night 1. Corrik scanned and Death presumably used a jack ability. The actual faction kill has to come from a third person, and I was tracked not moving. Like I appreciate the scan and all but game mechanics already made me town ages ago. You could have found actual scum with it.

did you miss me and ben lol'ing at that nk logic yesterday? now i get to do it a second time

anyways i'll go back and reread more ben and sbell at some point soon but given my ulti iso yesterday he's still at the top of my list.

UltimaterializerX posted...

This is what being really bad at mafia looks like. I dont like someone personally so in spite of all evidence Im going to mislynch them anyway.

your evidence is

1) you didn't move n1

• yeah no this is premised on bad logic, we all know doubling up is normal here

2) you scanned inno

• your 'i'm inno scanned' insistence instead of 'well yeah i guess there could be godfather but it's not me' is not leaving a great impression

3) you got flavour scanned

• particularly given lea has been left alive until today, we can only assume flavour GF.

in summary, dual gf is likely (particularly given likely 4 scum only) and given my analysis of your play as being quite scummy and not just bad (in your own words) i think you're still the last scum

i could very well be wrong and i'm going to have a horrible time in endgame because i have ice cream mafia trauma where i fucked that up horribly (rip boko) but for today's lynch i feel okay about it

UltimaterializerX posted...

Where did the night 1 kill come from? We already factually know it wasnt me, Corrik, or Death. A player not on that list sent it, unless you think perfect godfather ninja exists.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/dd1e2b8b.jpg

literally last game, n1 scum ben tracked peaf and shot isquen

scum blade rather

here is the role text from that game, which does not specifically permit doubling up

You can not be seen moving at night at all as long as town has not 'seen the paleblood sky and the blood red moon' You have three 1shot powers

1. (strongman enabler)

The Defiled Amygdala has stood in the way of many hunters who seek the queen of Yharnam. Your dungeon halves the health and power of anyone who enters it, while keeping your own strength untouched. As such this Amygdala can target one player at night and curse and defile them, weakening them enough to make them fully vulnerable to another scum member's nightkill.

1. (Tracker)

The Amygdala of Yahargul and Yharnam have always been there, following every movement of those who wander at night. Once per game you can track one player and see if they moved at night and where they went.

1. (hidden second Voter)

The Amygadala around Oedon Chapel are closest to the Great One who started the plague (albeit involuntarily). It is known as Oedon the Formless One, and it can only be heard through a voice.. it can only be felt through the old blood. The Amygdala can use Oedons voice to speak for the nightmares. Once per game you can activate this power to give yourself a hidden 2nd vote during the next day. However this vote will raise the number of living players in the game by 1 AND cannot be used if you know that it is MYLO.

UltimaterializerX posted...

Oh that junk. Yeah I blocked Bloodborne from my memory because its one of the worst choke jobs ever. Well until town loses this game anyway.

Who gets lynched tomorrow when I flip town? Genuinely curious.

well, i did suggest we could do a 'lynch one person, flavour scan the other' thing today to not leave me in f3 with only one flavour scan and that's clearly gone sideways

choosing between ben and sbell, discounting ben's scan, is very much a coin toss

though there's an equal chance i get shot since lea's useless next day anyways

and for the record i didn't suggest that today, i mentioned it yesterday, so i don't expect it to have been top of mind

Chaeix posted...

your evidence is

1) you didn't move n1
* yeah no this is premised on bad logic, we all know doubling up is normal here
2) you scanned inno
* your 'i'm inno scanned' insistence instead of 'well yeah i guess there could be godfather but it's not me' is not leaving a great impression
3) you got flavour scanned
* particularly given lea has been left alive until today, we can only assume flavour GF.

in summary, dual gf is likely (particularly given likely 4 scum only) and given my analysis of your play as being quite scummy and not just bad (in your own words) i think you're still the last scum

i could very well be wrong and i'm going to have a horrible time in endgame because i have ice cream mafia trauma where i fucked that up horribly (rip boko) but for today's lynch i feel okay about it

Don't worry JC. If theres a final three, they'll leave me alive because I am technically mislynchable and you are not, and I've felt serene about my plan for days.

UltimaterializerX posted...

A coin toss.

Youre literally looking at a final 3 with fuck it yolo logic. Amazing.

GG scum. Absolutely unbelievable.

suggesting that i wouldn't do my due diligence as i've done the entire game smh

##vote: ulti

in candour i don't see sbell coming in swinging with a big case for lynching ben to try and turn the tide so

ulti, who do you think it is out of ben and sbell?

UltimaterializerX posted...

Your due diligence has you thinking Im scum and you were tempted to kill FD because he justifiably wanted you to claim first.

my due diligence has a perfect voting record on flips so far this game so i'm okay with it taking a hit if need be

and why even bring that up, especially when you're wrong